Today My Professor Picked Up A Garter Snake, Said “Ow!” Five Times As It Bit Him, Set It Back Down,

DUDE I'm making friends on the internet with my shitty jokes! I knew my dad was wrong about me!

@zendorphin <3

left our engie for about 30 seconds and returned to sentry gibs and sappers scattered on the ground

Mem.

Stranger: what the fuck is wrong with you?

Me: That's the million dollar question dipshit

which one are you? I'm the one who h̶̨̧̧̨̡͓̲̺̭̳̻̭̝͚̘̜̦̳̰͙̮̙̼͖̱̻̟͈̘̱̗̘̪̟̩̲̻̗͍̼̘̭͉̱̺̥͔́̐͊̌̅̄́͑͆̂͘͜͠͝ȁ̵̡̡̨̮̩͉̲̻̩͖̲̠̱͔̠͔͙̳̤̬͚̬̮͈̥̟̙͓̯͔̪̥̰̬͓̹͓̫̱̗͓̣̞̦̹̹̎͜͜s̶̜̪̯̫̬̝͉̹̭̦̜̖̬̪̳͔̅͊̏̏̔ ̶̧̡̧̧̛̤̠̩͉͓̮̰͈͔̬̻̳̞͈̺̯͎̺͚͈̱̩̠̱̳͇͙͕̤̤̮̫̠͓̓̈́͐͊̐͊̾̌̿̌͋̈͋̿̀͋̋̊́̿͗͑̊͗̇̑̂̇͌̀̏̕͠͠ͅv̵̡̧̻̬̺͍̤̯̖̊̏̒̓̿̉̑̏͊̿̄͒̂̕͝å̸̡̨̨̧̡̛̪̲̟̥̞͇͖̦̺̤̭͇̗̭̼͓̮̬̰̲̞͎̼̥̭̠̖̰͉͊̎̑͊́͆̈́̑̊̈́̍̀̓̔̔̑́̈́͂̓̆́̍̾̿̉̐͑͛̈́̇͑̑́̇͂́͐͐̍̂̋̎͐͒͝͝͝ͅr̶̢̡̦͓͕̤̝͙͖̭̲̘̹͓̱͔̳̺̺̯͕̩̔̕͜͜i̴̢̛̞͈̮͖͉̪̮̠̊̌̌̀̀́̂̾͗̚͝c̷̥͍͇̹̼̱̫̪͆̏͒̈́͌̓͋̈̌̄͛̾̿͘ô̸̡̡̢͓̻͈͎̥̖̳̠̻̺̘̟̩̣͇̯͇̠̝͖̞̥͎̙̪̗̙̞͎̰̙̫̙͆͗̅̈́́̽̌̇͐̐͂͛̇͒̑͒̈́͐̓̕̕͝ͅͅc̵̢̢̨̢̻̦̻̝̱̫͓̰̣̻̹̯̳̩̞͖̬̱̥̲͙͖̖̤͔̝̱̜͉͍̦̖̼͓̘̱̮̫̳̭̤͓̾̂̆͘͘͜ͅͅę̸̢̛̞͇̬̦͉͉͈̥̝̘͕̮͉̱̯͙̻̘̟͉͍̂͑̊̊̇̈́͌̀͂̋̇̈̊́̄̊̍̿͂̎͛̌̓͂̌̔̃̃̆̿͆̀̅̒̇̆̓̎̽̕͘̕͘͜͜͠͝͝ͅl̸̢̧̛̛̛̟͎͍͓̼̜̘̣͕̀̒̋̇͑̈́͊̐͛̀̾̇̿̿͂͒̇͌̆̓̂͊͆̈́̄͆͒̋̚̚͜͠͠ͅe̴̡͚̠̥̪̜̗̜̙̬̼͉͉̱̤̰̲̤̠̜͔͎̤̗͍̰̻͚͈̖͆̆̔̓̈́̅̋̾̐̏̓̃͒͐̏̎̓̚͜͝ͅs̶̨̡̲͎̟̥̜̤̞͔̖̱̭̠͈̙̙̦̙͑́̿̏́͊̾̏̈́͛̿͒̅̈́͐͒͊̃̔͌̅͒̾͊́͋̇̀͋̔͆̃͂͂̓́̏̌͘͘͠͠͠͝͝͝

“But they forget”

this is like infinity war for furries

couple of redraws :-)

references:

Allarain Nightsong, Void Dragon corsair

Commission art