“Mark You’re Scaring The Shit Out Of Me Right Meow.”

She yee on my haw 'til I pardner

Wait is the twink (/pos) in your pfp Elvis? That’s so funny I thought it was some random country boy (or a lesbian) (again /pos I love women in an nb way)

You look at elvis-official.tumblr.com who roleplays as Elvis Presley and think "huh, I wonder who that fellow is in their pfp?"

Nuh uh

magic is real btw

you must imagine that it’s easy to imagine sisyphus happy

guys. i don't think i can imagine sisyphus happy anymore

as an ochem tutor, it's nice to see that people everywhere have the same reaction to ochem. really brings us together as a species.

Which carbon Is your favorite in Thymine specifically?

oh my god

Once upon a time…

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

Going to scary zoo. Want anything?

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”