AU Where Absolutely Nothing Bad Is Happening And The Portal Works Just Fine So They’re All Friends

menacing little fuck

PAIN. SO MUCH PAIN. IMMENSE UNCUREABLE PAIN

more (poly-)bakusquad things bc apparently this is something im Doing now (even more headcanons below the cut because oops this got rlly long)

anyone: is mean to kaminari

bakugou and shinsou, immediately, quirks ready: would you like to say that again please?

bakugou makes them dinner regularly. in return they say nothing about the fact that he immediately falls asleep during movie nights if they start later than 9pm, especially if he ends up cuddled between kaminari and kirishima

jirou makes not only a spotify playlist for each and every one of them, but also burned seven (7) copies of a group-playlist CD so they can each have one

sero and shinsou using their tape/capture weapon to stop their idiot significant others from doing anything Too Idiotic

(you’d be surprised at how often their target is kirishima)

mina is the first to start using given names. bakugou is second. eijirou and hanta cry the first couple times.

bakugou definitely still calls them all by his terrible nicknames for them tho. given names are for Special Occasions, such as: being sleepy, being Soft, and You Are In So Much Fucking Trouble

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i’m absolutely dying over the fact that ellen page played such an unconvincing straight person in season 1 that they literally just said “nevermind” and made her a lesbian

So tired.

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

All New Captain America Special #1

the one n only gun sisters

as someone who would probably be the energetic yellow coded character in a series, where is my emotionally and physically exausted purple coded character that everyone ships me with 😭😭😭

emotional catharsis and a proper apology? in MARVEL’S 20k slow-burn bonding-over-fixing-the-boat canon compliant sambucky fic? it’s more likely than you think