Casually Stumbles Upon A Body Of The Person I Murdered

A bride without a head and a wolf without a foot

Need a Nancy wheeler edit to anaconda by Nicki Minaj immediately

decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice

Me and my roommate going delirious with laughter breaking quiet hours bc of school and the impending darkness of our dorm

Need to start a support group with people who constantly have stomach aches

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS. He tries to steal her from a display window and makes a friend.

The only thing to keep my company is my multiple tabs of AO3 and the one tab of strawberry shortcake crochet hats

I feel like if I was in succession I would be able to kill Logan Roy and become CEO just by telling him I wish I knew how to tapdance so I can express my emotions more clearly to people like a bee.

I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation

Financial aid and loans is literally the worst part of the college experience. I would rather get mugged in the dark of the night if it meant I could forget my Barc account information.