Yeah I Love A Good Battle Couple But In The Song Of Achilles When Patroclus Was On The Battle Field Everyday

i think sydney should get to lose her fucking shit and just start screaming. as a treat.

electronic devices that were brightly coloured but a little bit translucent so you could see their guts… they were like angels on earth to me

there’s another fucking week this week

brought a poem to the gun fight

when lorde said, “when you’ve outgrown a lover, the whole world knows but you” and then she said, “i care for myself the way i used to care about you” and she had the nerve to say those things to me within the SAME SONG????? i need a minute guys

Dolly and Greg is actually a spin off of I want to Unify the Kingdom but the Second Male Lead is to Indecent which explains why everyone in that particular office building keeps dying and getting Isekaid.

"But wait!" You say "The princess in Iwtutkbtsmliti was Isekaid too!"

And to that I say. A woman can be a boring man too. What are you, sexist?

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

knuckle tattoos that say JANE EYRE

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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