Robotnik Will Live Just Out Pure Spite

And now an average conversation between N, V, and Uzi

Uzi: oil is cool and all. but have you ever had someone care about you?

Uzi: me neither. Pass the arm

N & V: …are we a joke to you

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Uzi: We’re gonna die

N: now Uzi, think positive

Cyn: hi ;3

Uzi: I’m positive we’re gonna die

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N: here you go Uzi. Go set something on fire. *hands her a railgun*

Uzi: *runs off* I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!!!

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Uzi: ok guys I have to show something. just promise not freak out.

V: listen we’ve been on crazy adventures

N: whatever it is we’ll understand

Cyn: hello [smile]

V & N: there is nothing about this we understand!

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Uzi: congrats you just won a lifetime supply of oil

J: but you only gave me one can of oil

Uzi: *pulling out her railgun* yep

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V: Uzi which one of us is your favorite

Uzi: I don’t have favorites you both annoy me equally

V:*walks away doubtful*

Uzi: *turns to N* its you, one hundred percent you

N: :D

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Thad: Uzi I dare you—

N: Uzi isn’t allowed to accept any dares.

Lizzy: what?! why?

Uzi: I have no regards for my own personal safety.

Lizzy: …ok then V I dare you to—

N: V also isn’t allowed to accept dares.

V: I also have no regards for anyone else’s safety other then you idiots.

Uzi: I once dared her to bring me a head of a sentinel and she come back covered in oil with the head

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Uzi: in my defense I was left unsupervised

N: wasn’t V with you

V: In my defense I was also left unsupervised

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N: UZI WAKE UP THE SUN HAS RISEN!!!

Uzi:*clearly to tired to process the sentence* and what do you want me to do photosynthesis

V: NO YOU IDIOT RUN FOR LIFE!!!!

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N & V:*watching tv and eating batteries*

Uzi:*walks into the room*…. The game

N:*drops his batteries*

V: OH YOU LITTLE—

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Lizzy:*confused*

Thad: what you got there Uzi

Uzi:*cyn tail biting her arm* smoothie

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V: I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING THAT STUPID!!!!

Uzi: and what part of that was out of character for me?

V: …touché

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Uzi: So you’re essentially a ghost now

Doll: да [yes]

Uzi: and only me and the talking tail can see you

Cyn: hello

Doll: ну, похоже, меня видят только дроны, зараженные абсолютным решателем [well it seems like only drones infected with the absolute solver can see me]

N: *walks into the room* hey Uzi, hey cyn, hello shadowy figure with red eyes

Doll:…цто [what]

Uzi: you seriously didn’t consider that cyn infect them with the solver before she sent them here

Cyn: idiot

I knew I wasn’t the only one who thought this

Hmmmmm

THEY PULLED THE FUSCKING UNO REVERSE ON OUR ASSES!!!!!

THE BIRD. THE FUCKING BIRD.

I THOUGHT Y'ALL WERE CRAZY. HOW THE FUCK WERE YOU RIGHT???

HOW??????

J: honestly at this point I just want to be taken out

Uzi: by like a sniper or on a date

J: surprise me

Very nice best $h!t I’ve seen all day

Not sure if this is canon somewhere but...

I am very sorry/kinda

/ref

reblogs are appreciated

OK, I had a thought

What if dog day was the shortest smiling critter out of all of his friends

Concerning how he’s the leader of their group

I think it would be hilarious

Oh boy the stuff I’m making up j’s and cyn’s characters in my head would baffle you’re minds

x I plead the fifth

Who ever programmed Caine in to thinking the next adventure would be fun

I just want to talk to them

🪓

You might wanna hang onto that for yourself

for those who hope for the nintendo direct tomorrow; you might need it

You’ll get use to it

So murder drones fandom how we feelin?