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I don’t want both of you. And I don’t know which one of you is going to be the direction life takes me. I’m going to be here tomorrow night. And if you’re interested, either one of you, join me.

Lack of Sleep Starters!

pronouns and context can be changed as you see fit.

When was the last time you actually got some rest?

Alright, that's it. You're going to bed, and I'm not taking no for an answer.

Look at you! You're spilling coffee.

You have bags, and I'm not talking about the Gucci kind.

Jesus, have you been awake the entire night?

It's 4am. You need sleep.

You're safe here. You can rest now.

I promise, I'm fine. I just look tired a lot, thanks to... the tiredness.

Look, I'm okay! I've pulled all nighters before.

This isn't the first time I've gone without sleep.

I'll carry you to bed if I have to.

Do I need to baby you?

Huh? What? I'm awake, I swear!

You just ran into the wall. It's time to lie down.

Go. To. Bed. That's an order.

I made a nest for you. You can sleep in that, if you want.

Can I get an extra pillow / blanket?

Want me to tuck you in, too?

I'll check in on you in an hour. You'd better not have moved.

Secret Invasion Second Episode Reaction

Wait a minute! ... Wait a minute!!!

Why is no one talking about this scene?

PROBABLY! ... JUST PROBABLY!!! ...

The MCU replaced Maria Hill's abusive father with two loving mothers... 🫠🫠🫠🫠 I think it's nice and less painful that Maria had a good past unlike her counterpart in the comics ..

Despite the circumstances I think that would be great and cute ..

I would like to read in future fics how Maria introduces her mothers to Natasha and they share stories about Maria when she was a little girl 🥹🥹🥹🥲🥲 ..

well a girl can dream right? ... 🥹

↠ 𝐄𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏. ( sentence starters from jeff schaffer's 2004 comedy, eurotrip. feel free to adjust wording / pronouns accordingly. )

❛ see you at the party tonight? ❜ ❛ i'm gonna need a minute here, okay? ❜ ❛ you're just so ... predictable. ❜ ❛ this is just so brutal. ❜ ❛ you're just a cool guy with long hair. ❜ ❛ i planned every detail to maximize the fun! ❜ ❛ do you want to see my itinerary? ❜ ❛ do you want to see my balls? ❜ ❛ isn't that the most romantic thing you've ever heard? ❜ ❛ well, there's your r - rating right there. ❜ ❛ you should clean that off before you go. ❜ ❛ this isn't where i parked my car. ❜ ❛ i'm never drinking again ... ❜ ❛ why are you wearing my bathrobe? ❜ ❛ i'm getting the video camera! ❜ ❛ what an asshole! ❜ ❛ i was actually expecting this. ❜ ❛ hey, thanks for coming with me. ❜ ❛ i should be thanking you. ❜ ❛ you've really thought about this a lot, haven't you? ❜ ❛ i don't rest until i find it. ❜ ❛ you were leaving the country? ❜ ❛ who in the bloody hell are you? ❜ ❛ he was the one. ❜ ❛ what in the hell happened last night? ❜ ❛ why are you yelling at me? ❜ ❛ i can't believe you came all the way to europe for a girl. ❜ ❛ this guy's really creeping me out. ❜ ❛ do not hate me. ❜ ❛ i am programmed to get freaky. ❜ ❛ it's a shame we only get to spend one day together. ❜ ❛ we got a couple of hours to kill. ❜ ❛ what the hell is wrong with you, c - 3po? ❜ ❛ we have to get naked, too? ❜ ❛ let the crazy sex odyssey begin! ❜ ❛ i've never been " the one " before. ❜ ❛ look, you've got nothing to worry about. ❜ ❛ i'm so sad and lonely. ❜ ❛ what do you mean, sleep? ❜ ❛ this is definitely where i parked my car. ❜ ❛ it was horrible. ❜ ❛ i can't believe we're doing this. ❜ ❛ would you like to join me? ❜ ❛ what's so funny? ❜ ❛ i'm really hungry. ❜ ❛ 'cause i'm really hot. ❜ ❛ everything alright with you? ❜ ❛ i don't wanna talk about it. ❜ ❛ i got robbed. ❜ ❛ this job is killing me. ❜ ❛ what're we gonna get with that? ❜ ❛ what is there to do in this town? ❜ ❛ i'd be honored if you joined me. ❜ ❛ i'm not feeling a damn thing. ❜ ❛ i know i was out of control. ❜ ❛ alright, look, we were really drunk. ❜ ❛ it's not like you two had sex. ❜ ❛ she would not tell me why. ❜ ❛ do you know where she is? ❜ ❛ thanks for sticking with me through this. ❜ ❛ how very, very sad. ❜ ❛ have a very special day! ❜ ❛ we're obviously not permitted. ❜ ❛ i'd stake my reputation on it. ❜ ❛ take it off, damnit! ❜ ❛ you're in big trouble! ❜ ❛ what a fucking loser! ❜ ❛ i kicked a robot in the balls. ❜ ❛ this was the best time of my life. ❜ ❛ listen, i'm very sorry. ❜ ❛ is he a dork, or is he cool? ❜ ❛ are you making out with your roommate? ❜

“... I already talked to him and it went poorly.”

Maria Hill

Secret Invasion (2022)

I'm not sure where this photo of Cobie is from but i need to know ASAP??? Is this Maria's hot magician phase?

Lauren and Jeffrey with the first #neggie shipper aka Eli Jorné.

more casual memes.

"Make sure to lock up."

"What does black tie event even mean?"

"Coffee?"

"Hey. Thank you for being here."

"The cat's back again."

"Where did you even come from?"

"You'd be surprised how often this sort of thing happens."

"How many have there been?"

"I didn't hear you come in."

"Are you asleep?"

"You left the light on for me."

"This is my safe space."

"You and me. Yeah?"

"That's the last of them."

"You don't need to knock."

"I wanted to give you a key."

"You're welcome here. It's a standing invitation."

"You should know this already."

"You know that's not what I meant."

[SPACE] -> for a scenario where our muses are particularly good at sharing space around each other, e.g. ducking around each other in a crammed kitchenette, etc.

[GROCERIES] -> our muses are shopping for groceries together.

[TRINKET] -> one muse asks the other about a trinket or sentimental item they have/are wearing/etc (you may need to specify some trinkets)

[COFFEE BEANS] -> one muse notices the other is low on some everyday supply and replaces it without being asked.

[SPLASH] -> one muse is splashed by the other (by a puddle, in a pool, spilling tea, etc; some form of liquid landing!)

[RESCUE] -> one muse 'saves' the other from a conversation they are not enjoying (or prevents them from having to start the conversation, in the first place)

[INTERVENE] -> one muse is being hit on aggressively in public, and is clearly not into it. the other muse steps in to intervene.

[ELEVATOR] -> our muses happen to be in the same elevator when it jams.

[FENDER BENDER] -> our muses are in a nobody-gets-hurt car accident.