Roommate!Eddie Munson x Reader
A/N: Thinking silly Eddie thoughts after a long day of writing porn Eddie thots
Warnings: sex talk, period talk, cramps, written in tumblr app, Eddie has a douchebag jar like in New Girl
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"Okaaaayyy," he grumbles, rolling his eyes and throwing his hands up in exasperation. "I will have sex with you."
"Dude, what the fuck?"
"Huh?"
"What the hell...did you just say, Eddie," you incredulously ask over the chorus of complaints from Steve and Robin.
Nodding his head, gesticulating like he's placating you. "I will have sex with you. Urrggh, twist my arm, why don't you," he complains, bobbing his head with played up frustration.
"I didn't ask to have sex with you. All I said was my cramps are bad today." You look at him like the insane person he is.
"Okay...," he looks around like you're missing the point. "But do you wanna?"
"Jar," you all shout in unison, pointing to the glass jar on the coffee table-the jar specifically labeled 'Eddie's a Douche.'
My home will be a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no name calling, shaming or blackmail. My home will be gentle, it will be warm. It will keep my loved ones safe. No fear, no hurt and no worries.
“Sirius!”
Fred and George turned to each other and said together, ’Wow, we’re identical!’ ’I dunno though, I think I’m still better looking,’ said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.
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i am stuck in an eternal state of yearning in which i romanticise and fantasise about all the lovers and lives i will never experience.
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