Hawkahy bot based on a fanfic I read
CHASE HAS A WHAT!?!?!?!
ello. I’m here to say, chase has an onlyfans. Oh and don’t try denying it ur gay 4 house. He literally says he loves you once, and you just smiled at him. Like. (🤔🏳️🌈)
Okay, I’ve heard the second portion of this a million times, but the first part is new. Let’s hope House never finds it..
BJ GOT THAT CAKE!!!
hi can we talk about the hip check
Uhhh, 47, wait not, fucking idiot. It's not 47. uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Like... 82, NO NO WAIT WAIT!@!!! 2+4 is 6 and 7+8 is 15 75, yeah 75
Damn, that's crazy.... *throws a bill at him/hj*
Cuddy just told me to become a stripper....
-J.W
@dr-j-wilson
welp, she’s the boss :)
Wilson I'm so sorry....
and they were roommates
remember that one time jim’s pants couldn’t handle all the booty?????
OMG, he got his top surgery! XP
The amount of random glitter in TOS is not adequately honoured by subsequent Star Trek media and this greatly saddens me.
Why does a medical bandage require glitter? Because space is camp.
A/n: In honour of Mike Ferrall's Birthday
TW: Smut under the cut, Fem!reader
BJ is a really sweet guy so I imagine he has the best aftercare. Like, sure. Maybe you two can't go to the showers together without gaining suspicion, but he'd be really sweet about it
"Alright, sweetheart, let's get you cleaned up. You did so good for me"
I feel like he's not big into foreplay. Yeah, sure, maybe if it's the coffee break and you really need it he'll probably eat you out or finger you. Which leads me to the next one
THE MUSTACHE TICKLES AND HE KNOWS IT!!!! Sometimes he'll even use it to his advantage. He'll wiggle his top lip while eating you out if it means he'll get a giggle or a moan out of you. Sometimes. When he's fucking you, hitting that spot inside you that makes you see stars, the cherry on top is feeling his mustache tickle your neck when he kisses it.
BEST CUDDLES!!!
His favorite positions are missionary, doggy, and spoon
His top kinks: Praise, a bit of hair pulling, and probably some role-play
This man is a wild card when it comes to pace, sometimes he's fast and sometimes hr's not. it's not a mood thing it's more of a 'Do we have enough time???'
He's so sweet with you fr
"Oh that's it, my sweet girl," "Good girl," "You're doing such a good job for me, baby," etc., etc.
Service top frfr
He loves to see, hear, and feel that he makes you good
When he experiments a bit and you like it, he makes a mental note so he can use it on you next time.
I feel like he's normal length, just a hair bit more girth
I feel like he;s pretty vocal. Talking, groans, grunts, whimpers, and moans. He also likes burying his face in your neck so you hear a lot of the noises he makes
He loves thighs, please!!!
Non-sexual head-cannon: Sometimes when he has a bad day, the highlight of it is laying his head on your lap, the pillows that your body provides, and rant to you as you play with his hair or his hands.
He loves to kiss and bite your thighs to, he also likes to know he's the only one who can do it to.
He's not big big into marking, the previous being the only exception, he knows and respects you being your own person
Last one. His only big no no is BDSM, he hates hurting you and being hurt,
Danny/Todd/Anton || Transman || Star trek and MASH || Proshippers DNI
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