Yippee

ZOO WEE MAMA MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS

BJ Hunnicut and Hawkeye Peirce

This is LITWTC

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Me when I'm German Spock and I'm just a pimp:

Do you guys know about obnoxiously gay german parody Spock?

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Wilson I'm so sorry....

and they were roommates

Imagine Mike Nesmith as Data from Star Trek The Next Generation

HE SAID IT WAS A JOKE!!! If he did have the tattoo, would you get a matching one?

and they were roommates

BJ NSFW Head-cannons 🔥

A/n: In honour of Mike Ferrall's Birthday

TW: Smut under the cut, Fem!reader

BJ is a really sweet guy so I imagine he has the best aftercare. Like, sure. Maybe you two can't go to the showers together without gaining suspicion, but he'd be really sweet about it

"Alright, sweetheart, let's get you cleaned up. You did so good for me"

I feel like he's not big into foreplay. Yeah, sure, maybe if it's the coffee break and you really need it he'll probably eat you out or finger you. Which leads me to the next one

THE MUSTACHE TICKLES AND HE KNOWS IT!!!! Sometimes he'll even use it to his advantage. He'll wiggle his top lip while eating you out if it means he'll get a giggle or a moan out of you. Sometimes. When he's fucking you, hitting that spot inside you that makes you see stars, the cherry on top is feeling his mustache tickle your neck when he kisses it.

BEST CUDDLES!!!

His favorite positions are missionary, doggy, and spoon

His top kinks: Praise, a bit of hair pulling, and probably some role-play

This man is a wild card when it comes to pace, sometimes he's fast and sometimes hr's not. it's not a mood thing it's more of a 'Do we have enough time???'

He's so sweet with you fr

"Oh that's it, my sweet girl," "Good girl," "You're doing such a good job for me, baby," etc., etc.

Service top frfr

He loves to see, hear, and feel that he makes you good

When he experiments a bit and you like it, he makes a mental note so he can use it on you next time.

I feel like he's normal length, just a hair bit more girth

I feel like he;s pretty vocal. Talking, groans, grunts, whimpers, and moans. He also likes burying his face in your neck so you hear a lot of the noises he makes

He loves thighs, please!!!

Non-sexual head-cannon: Sometimes when he has a bad day, the highlight of it is laying his head on your lap, the pillows that your body provides, and rant to you as you play with his hair or his hands.

He loves to kiss and bite your thighs to, he also likes to know he's the only one who can do it to.

He's not big big into marking, the previous being the only exception, he knows and respects you being your own person

Last one. His only big no no is BDSM, he hates hurting you and being hurt,

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things under tag

Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H, Engi from TF2, Dipper from Gravity falls, and James Wilson from House MD

Lighter, though matches are fun to light I have more access to lighters

HELL NO!!! THE BODY-SNACHERS'LL GET ME, MAN!!!

My favorite is Mothman but I personally believe in the Wendigo

Brown

Do what?

Hair tie

1 drinking bottle and a bigger bottle filled with water for my paintbrushes

luke-warm

Indubitably

Soccer

snowy, left over snow from yesterday

just a second ago, gummybears

YESSSSS!!!!

3 dogs, 1 cat, 1 turtle and 21 chimken father.

HELL NO!! But let me anyways, let's see how many points I can rack up by hitting things

Farsighted, I have to wear reading glasses

Nateral Peach scented conditioner and Pantene Shampoo

If you want me to! :3

Sodie

My crusty ass blue blanket from a bank thing I've had since I was 3

I'm a Taurus, ENFP

I HATE IT SO MUCH, unless it snows, then I'll bundle up and go sit out there in it and draw

stargazing I suppose

Lavender lotion for my knees and elbows and a cologne

idfk

6-6 1/2ish

not usually!

boiling my skin

2 cups

Will Wood and classic rock

yes, it's a hello kitty towel

finding a cave in the woods with my bestie

theres 3: I/ME/MYSELF- Will Wood, Hard days night- The Beatles, Tear you apart- She wants revenge

central standard time

5 times??? Maybe???

My bff, Emma

Dove

yes

Yup

black

C.ai and tiktok

very low spice intolerance so nono

my dad

it snowed

Edward scissorhands

i have no idea

when I was 9. I though my nana was drinking coffee but it was beer

No :(

Yup!

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

Me and my ex gf on discord is literally house and wilson

it was multiple children btw. 2 toddlers

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CHASE HAS A WHAT!?!?!?!

ello. I’m here to say, chase has an onlyfans. Oh and don’t try denying it ur gay 4 house. He literally says he loves you once, and you just smiled at him. Like. (🤔🏳️‍🌈)

Okay, I’ve heard the second portion of this a million times, but the first part is new. Let’s hope House never finds it..

OMG, he got his top surgery! XP

The amount of random glitter in TOS is not adequately honoured by subsequent Star Trek media and this greatly saddens me.

Why does a medical bandage require glitter? Because space is camp.