Wow..... 'You Little Gay Man, You' Had Me Rolling

Jim and Bones core

the duality of man

I feel like if Beatlemania was today, they'd be gay and into eachother

Mclennon Monday ❤️

To me. I think it's really funny that if I took my two most recent crushes and had them fight over me it would just be a Irish boxing priest and a insane German doctor fighting. Hehehe. I will illistrate on this later

wow....

I love these. The only argument I have with Father Mulcahy and Margeret. I'm okay with the Margeret, but. Hear me out. Stephanie Beatriz. And for Father Mulcahy I'm thinking Michael Sheen.

not saying they should reboot MASH ever but if they did and they put me in charge of casting this is who i would pick

also for reference my dad picked most of these 😭 and we wrote this at like 1am

BJ NSFW Head-cannons 🔥

A/n: In honour of Mike Ferrall's Birthday

TW: Smut under the cut, Fem!reader

BJ is a really sweet guy so I imagine he has the best aftercare. Like, sure. Maybe you two can't go to the showers together without gaining suspicion, but he'd be really sweet about it

"Alright, sweetheart, let's get you cleaned up. You did so good for me"

I feel like he's not big into foreplay. Yeah, sure, maybe if it's the coffee break and you really need it he'll probably eat you out or finger you. Which leads me to the next one

THE MUSTACHE TICKLES AND HE KNOWS IT!!!! Sometimes he'll even use it to his advantage. He'll wiggle his top lip while eating you out if it means he'll get a giggle or a moan out of you. Sometimes. When he's fucking you, hitting that spot inside you that makes you see stars, the cherry on top is feeling his mustache tickle your neck when he kisses it.

BEST CUDDLES!!!

His favorite positions are missionary, doggy, and spoon

His top kinks: Praise, a bit of hair pulling, and probably some role-play

This man is a wild card when it comes to pace, sometimes he's fast and sometimes hr's not. it's not a mood thing it's more of a 'Do we have enough time???'

He's so sweet with you fr

"Oh that's it, my sweet girl," "Good girl," "You're doing such a good job for me, baby," etc., etc.

Service top frfr

He loves to see, hear, and feel that he makes you good

When he experiments a bit and you like it, he makes a mental note so he can use it on you next time.

I feel like he's normal length, just a hair bit more girth

I feel like he;s pretty vocal. Talking, groans, grunts, whimpers, and moans. He also likes burying his face in your neck so you hear a lot of the noises he makes

He loves thighs, please!!!

Non-sexual head-cannon: Sometimes when he has a bad day, the highlight of it is laying his head on your lap, the pillows that your body provides, and rant to you as you play with his hair or his hands.

He loves to kiss and bite your thighs to, he also likes to know he's the only one who can do it to.

He's not big big into marking, the previous being the only exception, he knows and respects you being your own person

Last one. His only big no no is BDSM, he hates hurting you and being hurt,

SHEBBZ A TF2 FAN!?!?! CANNON!!!?!?!

no like SERIOUSLY FOR REAL i feel so VINDICATED as someone who's been a scout stan since 2011. i would have been perfectly content to see him get worse and die badly, because lord knows i'm not a scout fan for the good qualities. and yet he slid smoothly into home with such grace... dignity... style... it really is a smissmas miracle. i don't know how on earth the team pulled off that turnaround so well, but they sure as hell did, and i could never hope to express my amazement and gratitude. that's my SON right there!!!!! I'M SO PROUD OF MY SON!!!!!!!

OMG STAR TREK AND HOUSE!?!?! WHAT'S NEXT!? STAR TREK AND THE BEATLES, HOUASE AND TH BEATLES!?!?

Something something Dr. Malpractice

CHASE HAS A WHAT!?!?!?!

ello. I’m here to say, chase has an onlyfans. Oh and don’t try denying it ur gay 4 house. He literally says he loves you once, and you just smiled at him. Like. (🤔🏳️‍🌈)

Okay, I’ve heard the second portion of this a million times, but the first part is new. Let’s hope House never finds it..

gimme some mash scenes you want me to redraw NOW!!!