My Contribution To Mermay With A Very Old AU From My Other Acc: Bird-fishies~

Jirou realizing the gravity of Izuku and Aoyama's situation when facing AFO? It was a scary one and no child should be subjected to such horror. But it also showed a side of Jirou that I really like. Her protectiveness, getting angry for her friends? Wanting to throw hands with AFO because he made her friends cry? Shonen trope alright but I really like it when people are angrier when someone they love is violated. Like you can do anything to me but we draw the line there like "don't do anything to those I love!" It's so classic yet still riveting

When I say "I ❤️ Hot Dads", this is who I'm talking about.

Are you trying to kill your mother? Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

ITS PRESENT MIC NOT PRESIDENT MIC????

Okay, so we learned from one of the light novels that Mic and Aizawa did a haunted house for their school festival back when they were students

Okay, now look at this iconic post

Please tell me somebody else sees my vision

"Human Max?"

"Mmyesh?"

"Why'd you ruffle my feathers?"

"Oh, I used to do that to your sister when she came here. I won't do it anymore if you don't like it though."

"No. I liked it. It was kinda like when Mom and Dad clean my feathers. Tickly and scratchy."

"Well that's good."

"...Human Max?"

"Yes?"

"Why did you ruffle Salia's feathers?"

"Hmmmm, Iiiiiii don't know. I just did it without thinking."

"Why?"

"Maybe because my family did that to me when I was a kid and so I wanted to continue that with you kids."

"Why?"

"Why I wanted to continue it or why my family did that to me?"

"Both!"

"Emira why do you do this to me. Oookay! Lemme think for a sec" they said while thinking of an answer to hopefully prevent the why apocalypse.

"Uhhh-I think it's because humans just like physical touch from people we like, love and care about...Yeah! In fact, if we don't get enough we get touch-starved."

"This sounds like a trick."

"Would I ever trick you?"

"Yes, you said that humans will die from loudness to keep us from screaming too much."

"...you got me there but I promise you I am not lying."

"...you really get 'starved' if you don't get touched enough?"

"Erm, by 'touched' I mean hugged, high-fived, hand-holding, head pats, stuff like that. Not something that sounds like the start of a dirty joke..."

Few days later~~~

"Max! Get in here! Now!

"What?! Did someone get hurt?! Did Qiqi eat glue again???"

"Look."

Max finally came around the corner and saw the other human trapped in the most adorable way ever imaginable. Younglings hugged and clung to Kim like they were a lifesaver in a terrible storm. Legs were trapped and sat on, weighted to the ground by children. Waist and torso were covered by living backpacks/frontpacks. Arms shaking while trying to hold the younglings in their arms while steadying the ones clambering on their shoulders.

"Help. Me."

"Let me get my phone I need this as my new wallpaper."

"Max! I'm seriously about to crush like 10 kids with my fat arse if I don't stand properly in the next 10 seconds."

"Got it, can't have you manslaughter children. Hug time's over kids, off of Kim."

"But Maxie if we do then Kim will die!"

"Marl for the 5th time I'm not dying."

"But your starving!"

"Sweetheart please, I am most defiantly not starving."

"Emira said so tho!"

"Yeah! You were stuck in your room for days with no one to hug you! And Max told me that if humans don't get enough hugs or pats you'll starve!!" her beak quivered, eyes starting to get glassy.

"Oooh, Emira, kids, Kim is fine. Yes no one was there to give Kim hugs but she's fine. For a human to starve for hugs will take some time, and Kim wasn't gone for that long."

"Really?"

"Really, besides I was there to give her soup and high-fives so she wouldn't get lonely."

"...can we still hug you for a bit longer?"

"Of course, but let me sit down so I don't fall down."

The younglings clamber of her and allow the human to sit and then climb back ontop her. Noting how not everyone got to hug Kim, Max came in and together the humans were trapped by a mesh of children clinging tightly to their favorite humans.

"Max."

"Yeah Kim."

"As punishment for what happened your buying lunch...and carrying me to lunch cause my legs are in a coma right now."

"Fair enough."

Aizawa: Whoever gets the most points in this exercise will get to lead training next week.

Class 1-A:

Aizawa, groaning: Fine. And you get to pick the flavor of the next Gatorade pack I bring.

Class 1-A, rioting:

Mic & Aizawa eat a bucket of fried chicken on the UA rooftop: Mic: *mouth full of food* Sure is nice up here! Mic: Look! Here comes Bakugo! Think I can bean 'em on the head with a chicken bone?? Aizawa: *crumch crunch* go for it. Bakugo: OWW!! WHO THE HELL THREW THIS???!!DEKU!? Mic & Aizawa: **muffled laughter** Bakugo: *stomps off* Aizawa: Ohhh there's Mina, I got this. Mina: AAH! Is it...raining B O N E S???!! Mic& Aizawa: *silently cackling* Mina: *scampers off* Mic: Annnd along comes Tokoyami! Aizawa: No don't! He'll use--- **BONK** Mic: UHOH!...I mean hiii there Dark Shadow!!! Mic: You..uh want some fired chike--...ohhhhh- Mic: Heh...nice birdy...? Mic: *whispers* Sho, help me out!!!! *roof door closes* Mic: SHOTAAAAA!!! *Muffled screams can be heard throughout the campus*

So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.

What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.

Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.

Midnight, texting: Did you know you left your car running on idle outside of UA?

Aizawa: Yeah my cat is in there. I couldnt bring her in but she needs the AC on and likes the radio playing

Midnight: Thats a terrible idea, I’m taking her out and staying with her

Midnight: …Are you aware Shinsou is also in the car?

Aizawa: Yes, leave him in there. Just crack the window he’ll be fine