"When You're Both Too Busy You Have To Become Creative And Find New Ways To Spend Time Together And Rekindle

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

The best duo, Eraser and Mic

Mr. Compress: Nearly half of federal assistance programs, like food stamps and medicaid, go to the middle class. Which means?

Shigaraki: There is no middle class.

Spinner: The number of people in extreme poverty is way bigger than you realize.

Toga: Rich people taste like pork ♡

Hi! So I saw your fic recs, and was wondering, do you have anymore really cool ones? I'm in the mode for anything! 💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤

my brain’s super scattered rn so the summaries may be a bit goofed, but let’s see…

1 - the curse of the anime protagonist by masterdipster (i havent read it in ages but - izuku is always conveniently in the right place at the right time to be a hero, even tho he doesnt want to be. he saves a lot of cats!!)2 - Aizawa’s Messy Journey to Parenthood by Hayato & SugaSugar (parental soulmarks, DADZAWA, so soft and good)3 - Villainous Heroics by Ibelieveinahappilyeverafter (villain Mic AU, enemies to friends to lovers erasermic - havent read it in ages but i remember it being super good!)4 - Canary by cloud_nine_and_three_quarters (i forgot to rec this last time bUt singing Quirk Izuku, mentor Present Mic, platonic shindeku - just all in all such an incredible fic that i really need to catch up on…)5 - Detective Midoriya by rogueptoridactyl (quirkless izuku, he becomes a police officer under tsukauchi!!)6 - The Strange Circumstances of the Man with the Mermaid Quirk by mezzosesu (mer!todoroki, iideku, todoiideku; izuku just yoinks todo and puts him in their bathtub for safekeeping, as you do)7 - What The Water Gave Me by HeyTenenbaum (mer au, no quirks au; fisherman/researcher izuku; he accidentally catches todoroki, then finds out they’re working together. crushes and friendships and cuteness ensue!!)

can you tell im a slut for soulmate and mermaid au’s? anyway, hope you enjoy!! <33

Muted

How many times has this joke been done before? Probably at least twice. Maybe even three times.

aizawa's typical night patrol shift

I love how in bnha fic there’s a handful of headcanons that everyone adores. I love how that makes it possible to read so many interpretations of this specific situation.

he’s matching with eri if you even care

bonus comic: (the next morning)

a few minutes later bkg decides to own it and become a rarity stan

edit: now comes with a rec list!

I don’t live in America, but through cultural osmosis even I know "if you're in Appalachia after dark and you heard a strange noise, no you didn't!"

I just wonder if similar myths will get started when humans are out among the stars.

Human: "I won't set a course, captain. Everyone knows, if you heard a signal coming from the Boötes Void, no you didn't!"

i could subsist entirely on one official hawks sketch a year with a single crumb about his childhood. and i would be grateful