Aliens witness humans going “Babyyyy” when they see other animals and mistakenly believe that humans are liable to believe ANYTHING is a member of their young if it acts/appears similar enough; this has resulted in MULTIPLE cases where aliens leave their children at human orphanages instead of on their own world because of humanity’s pack bonding ability and it becomes some huge scandal where aliens are like.
“Manipulating them into taking care of our own young is immoral”
and
“Have you seen humanity? The moment they figure out what we’re doing, they’re freak out and go on a murder spree!”
Meanwhile, humanity is just like ‘sweet, we’re taking care of alien kids… we can handle this :)’
Bonus points if a human brings something like a puppy on board a ship and call it by saying ‘babyyyy!~’ and, despite knowing that it is DEFINITELY not a human infant, they try to treat it as such despite the fact that it is not a human.
Humanity appreciates this.
Hizashi: love has forsaken me Hizashi, throwing an arm over his face: I am unloved. Unwanted. Hizashi, draping himself dramatically over a chair: I shall wither... away... death is near...... tell the kids I.... love them.... Shouta: Shouta: FINE you can braid my hair just stop
You know what is great? MHA: school brief, that's what. Not only they are Slice of life, but they're totally unhinged too.
(Wasted Aizawa while looking 100 sober is ✨ great ✨)
Hizashi: "I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, or manwhore our way out of this one."
Aizawa: "Manslaughter it is, then."
Hizashi: "NO-"
[we can always meet again within one for all. romantic, right?]
“ Your local EnderBoi at your service! „
Quirks come in a variety of ways.
Sometimes they are plain and easy to understand. And sometimes they are twisted and strangely powerful. And sometimes they are so strange and one-off that you don't know how to approach them.
That's what Midoriya Izuku was like.
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What if Izuku have mutant quirk? And what if that mutant quirk was one and only : Enderman? And what if Midoriya met All Might before UA, but also as Yagi Toshinori?
Let's just say, pure chaos.
Not me showing up to my job to kick people out in my damn Eraserhead jacket.
So. turns out, actual plot for my Erasermic adopting Eri/Shinsou/Mirio AU isn’t as forthcoming as I’d hoped…
What has been, is my Villain!AizawaAU (he still saves/kidnaps adopts Eri, also eventual Erasermic because I am WEAK!)
Here is the opening for it.
The Shouta of this AU will be a much darker, more cynical one, not having the positive influences of people like Mic in his life to bring that extra bit of light or hope. This is an Aizawa that lost all his faith in the world and in Heroes at 17 and gave up on his dream.
Who gave into his darker more violent impulses and turned towards the darkness (though I would say he’s probably closer to an Antihero or Vigilante then an actual villain)
This fic will both go into Aizawa’s past and delve into how one persons actions can change a person and how sometimes love doesn’t concor all or save a person, and sometimes, doing the right thing can lead to terrible consequences.
The Fic will start a little before the attack on the USJ and then follow alongside the my hero story, though with quite a few changes… Some, I doubt anyone will see coming~
Mic will also play a key role in this story, not only as “Shouta’s” main love interest, but as the Hero hunting down the elusive villain known only as ‘The Eraser’ and the homeroom teacher of the infamous Class 1-A
Though if I had to give a quick summary of what this story will be about, it would be: Single dad just trying to get by and do right by his daughter by day, and Villainous Antihero by night, doing what needs to be done to help the world in his own twisted way.
But yeah, don’t want to give to much away, so ima leave this here. I’d love to hear people’s thoughts though!
looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:
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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again
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Proud dad🍻