Ah, Yes, The Two Genders

James once lost his glasses and when he went to kiss his beautiful boyfriend he ended up kissing said boyfriend's brother. Remus was extremely nonchalant, Sirius was freaking out ("Moony I promise it meant NOTHING" "Pads I fucking know") and Regulus almost murdered both James and his brother. He also refused to kiss James until he brushed his teeth for 5 minutes straight while he was staring daggers at him, because "I'm not kissing lips that have previously KISSED MY BROTHER that's basically an indirect kiss and this family isnt about the incest anymore". James almost cried

okay real talk. lily evans would rock a bob

i’ve been imagining her with short hair lately, and it’s just so cunty (this has nothing to do with me impulsively chopping off like 8 inches of my hair last night)

but you know who would be even MORE cunty with short hair?

EMMELINE VANCE.

peter pettigrew is my tennis playing brat who wears jackets around his neck and started drinking coffee at seven years old and has absolutely NO filter it doesn’t matter who he’s speaking to

James Potter was in love with Peter Pettigrew at least once in his life idc

all my homies hate peter pettigrew and prongstail 💔

who can I yap to about Peter Pettigrew

ed sheeran song almost made me cry 🥀

when everyone is telling you that you’re smoking too much pot, smoke some more pot.

furthering the “lily evans is competitive af when it comes to board games and academics” agenda

I love photos of the who where it looks like John had no idea they'd smash their instruments