This Is What I Think Straight Ppl Imagine When They Think Of Lesbian Fashion

little miss cant listen to a single song without making it about dead gay wizards from the 70s

"Wormy mate, are you awake? We're going to be late to potions"

James words shook Peter out of his daze as he stood from the bench and turned to follow his friend out of the great hall.

It had been bothering him for days. Why couldn't Gilderoy just tell him the name of the cologne? Not even the shape of the bottle? None of it made sense, he could not figure out why he was keeping it such a secret.

He remained trapped in these thoughts for the walk down to the dungeons, barely paying attention to where he was going, thankful for James company to keep him pointed in the right direction.

He knew Gilderoy wasn't exactly a private person, he was always the first to brag about every one of his accomplishments. He was vain too, always wearing perfectly fitted clothes, styled hair and definitely wore makeup, his skin was too nice to be natural. So why would he not share the name of the cologne he was wearing that smelled so good? Surely he would want everyone to know so he could take the credit for discovering it? Peter was no closer to answers and it frustrated him.

Gilderoy was in charms class right now, Peter had memorised his schedule over the last week in order to try to catch him between lessons to finally get the truth out of him but they always seemed to be on opposite ends of the castle.

As he was pondering this, he entered the classroom and took his seat. Pulling out his books and a quill, he took in a deep breath and caught a whiff of that damned cologne, and something inside him snapped, turning to his deskmate and practically yelling.

"For fucks sake Prongs, he hasn't even had potions since Monday and the classroom still smells of his cologne!"

"Pettigrew, that's five points from Gryffindor for language, let's settle down now" came Slughorns booming voice from the front of the classroom.

The class all turned their attention to the front, as the professor continued.

"Here is a sample of the potion you will all be brewing today, would anybody care to take a guess as to what it may be? How about you Potter?"

James turned to Peter, quirked his lips up into a smirk, and replied

"Sir, I believe that is Amortentia"

nothing makes me dislike a marauders fan quicker than excluding AND/OR HATINF PWTER

Okay but Chris from atyd needs more recognition, like NOBODY talks about him. He's one of my favorite characters and seems to have been forgotten, like WHAT??? Do yall just hate him because he was forced to marry a woman??? Like, this man is a cite little damaged boy and I love him.

i've spoken sm about regupete how have i not clocked the betrayal?

how have i NOT considered past-regupete who broke up when regulus got marked and peter who watches the reactions to regulus' death. peter who sees sirius not care (he does, he just don't show it), who sees everybody just accept it whilst he's still stuck in the astronomy tower watching regulus laugh for the first time - properly laugh, with his whole body.

and THAT'S his breaking point. there's been a lot of fractures over the years but that's the thing that breaks him and maybe, just maybeee, he has this sick hope that if he joins the DE, he'll understand regulus more. he has this sick hope that maybe he'll get a taste of what regulus was going through and he'll get why it happened.

peter who joins the DE to understand regulus and eventually finds a stack of papers in grimmauld place, but it's already too late for him. he's got to be at the potter's tonight.

Will you buy me food?🙏🏻🙏🏻

mmmmm … hard to say

but i’ll hike to you !! 😈😈

dear walburga apologists,

sirius and regulus would hate you !