ITS NOT BUT I LOVE THAT SONG SO NOW IT TOTALLY IS GONNA BE

you just gave me the tinglies :devil frown:

english or spanish :devil smirk:

Purple fries :devil smirk"

I’ve got to stop telling myself "I've got to show this to Remus" whenever I read a book,"Sirius would love this" whenever I listen to a song, or "James would never do this to me" when men disappoint me.... Like, sis, they aren’t even real. Stop.

James once lost his glasses and when he went to kiss his beautiful boyfriend he ended up kissing said boyfriend's brother. Remus was extremely nonchalant, Sirius was freaking out ("Moony I promise it meant NOTHING" "Pads I fucking know") and Regulus almost murdered both James and his brother. He also refused to kiss James until he brushed his teeth for 5 minutes straight while he was staring daggers at him, because "I'm not kissing lips that have previously KISSED MY BROTHER that's basically an indirect kiss and this family isnt about the incest anymore". James almost cried

you don't understand, sirius is almost disgustingly gay. but not in a femboy way, in a 70s gay club leather kink way. by the time sirius comes to terms with his queerness & begins to accept himself, the f-slur becomes his favourite self-description. young sirius jumps around dark clubs bare chested and bejeweled, showing off his carefully sculpted muscles. old sirius lounges around his dead parents' townhouse in nothing but a fur coat.

should i write a fanfic abt mary traveling the world after the war

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

I’ve never loved anything casually

why is threads lowkey rip off tumblr

Regulus: Sirius, you are the lowest hanging fruit on the Black family tree!

Remus: don’t you mean the Black family vine?

Sirius: HEYO *high fives Remus*

Regulus: DOn’t high five that!!!

no thoughts, just regulus very intimately teaching james how to make pottery.