thinking about how pitts practically folded his body to meet meeks’ height & meeks is just standing normally
James to Regulus. Also works on the other way around
pathological people pleaser
armand: I love you
lestat: *loses his shit*
armand: louis love why are you trying to strangle the air
Armand has way more boobs than me and now I'm SO sad
San: 'You'll never find the body' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; 'You'll never stop finding the body' Yeosang: *bored* Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them' Jongho: Now that's a threat! Yunho: *covering Mingi's ears in horrified silence*
harry is not third wheeling he's literally their son
Hermione: Why are you following me? Ron: Because we’re dating now? Hermione: Okay… what about Harry? Ron: We’re a package deal Harry: Buy one idiot, get one free
hi so uhm I just finished pathological people pleaser and I friendly ask to not fucking talk to me
if you know you know
that one scene where Stefan pulls Klaus towards him and whispers in his ear…yall that was fruity asf
Like bro take your conjugal beefing to a therapist or smth just don't make a war out of it
gays will get divorced and make it everyone's problem smh
I'm the vampire Armand, my DADDY vampire GROOMED me into a little BITCH
armand def our strongest soldier bc I would beat the fuck outta Louis if he said that to me