Ah Yes. Me. My Wife. And Her 500 Foot Firebreathing Dragon

as far as i'm concerned all "yuri" is "toxic yuri" because women are ontologically evil thanks to eve's original sin

I’m embarking onto a journey of drawing eyes every day until I get super good at em,,., wish me luck

Imagine you wake up one day, and your day gets interrupted by the funeral of your coworker, who went batshit insane over her gf's death, leaving you with your two other coworkers, who you hate. One of them drops the biggest, worst news (we all gonna die), and your boss, whom you try to tolerate, introduces the new interns to you: A weird, one armed blonde, and this weird nun, who wears a pillowcase mask, randomly starts to bleed from every orifice, and throws up. And people are suprised why you are angry all the time

You're Mercymorn, Saint of Joy.

so those chasms in grymforge... you think the waters hot down there?

Shoutout to all the queer folk in STEM. I doubt this is news to anyone but there's always a lot about theatre gays™ or how 'all' queer people's favourite subject at school was English. Here's to all the gays who CAN do maths, to all the queer scientists. I love been a queer in stem!

i never should have bought this game now youre all going to suffer for it

I think I can do a pretty cool harrowhark costume using mostly stuff from my closet & previous DIY projects so that’s the goal for this Halloween!!!

I am:

1. Taking suggestions for face paint products and techniques

2. Taking suggestions for insane photos I should take in costume

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How do I get rid of the horse

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