YALL I WAS TALKING LST NIGHT TO MY PARENTS ABOUT HOW EXCITED I WAS TO DISCOVER THAT THEY MAKE STUFFED

i’m so funny

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

hitler committed suicide exactly 70 years ago

and to all neo-nazis alive today, 

a random hc i have is that kujo jotaro worked at an ice cream rolls place in college. i couldn’t tell you why i think this i just do. it makes me happy ig

one of my favourite things to say in my house is “hey i’m putting on headphones so if you need me don’t”

no matter how many times i say it i always cackle to myself lmao i’m certainly the weird one here

i used to have this nightmare as a kid where i got teleported to north korea and had to live a whole new lifestyle under a dictatorship. and i had like really severe anxiety about it to the point that i had to hold my breath and pray i wouldn’t get teleported every time someone mentioned north korea.

now that i’m having to live a whole new lifestyle under a dictatorship, i’m lowkey disappointed that i didn’t get to teleport. kinda the only fun part.

Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.

@cassyapper

*cups ao3 author's face in my hands gently* please. you are the only one who understands the blorbos correctly. you must write more.

I cannot get over the assassination happening while I was trying to get coverage for my testosterone. Imagine going into the pharmacy all excited to get your first ever testosterone prescription but find out it costs 800$ out of pocket for a three month supply and UHC won't cover it. So then you wait for your provider to get back to you about changing your prescription for an entire week and a half, and during that wait someone just. goes and fucking murders the CEO of your insurance company. Like they just kill him on the street. They had so much calculated hatred for this guy that they even engraved each bullet that hit him. Then, as if the heavens themselves opened up entirely to watch brian thompson descend into hell, your testosterone is ready two days later for pickup, and only costs 10 delicious dollars.