Waking To The Reality That The Police Are The Biggest Organized Group Of Serial Killers In The United

and tell them that i’m glad my molecules met their molecules

i want to fall in love with someone the way i love stars

meet virginia jotakak live music au!!!

i’ve never posted my own writing before so here goes!! (this is just word barf tho. bouncing ideas off the walls of my enclosure)

jotaro is a solo live musician; mostly at restaurants and festivals; on guitar and singing kakyoin is part of a duo live musicians group originally; dio is on guitar and singing and kak is on drums and backup/side singing dio is an asshole and ditches kak at the last minute before a small restaurant show, trying to embarrass kak bc he (dio) doesn’t wanna play at such a small place joot regularly plays there so the restaurant owner calls him up like “hey i need a guitarist tonight. i’ll pay double your tips. plus you keep tips. that’s triple.” and joot can’t let that go obv that’s like so much money so he goes joot was not informed that there was a drummer, he thought the whole band had ditched. very nervous and trying to put on an aggravated front. kak asks if they can borrow the kitchen for a few minutes and they quickly go over what songs they both know and make their set list and determine who’s singing what they get onto the little stage (glorified store pallet more like) and ready up kaks drums and joot does a few warmup chords and stuff they play super well together, amazing chemistry. jotaro smiles most of the night, kakyoin realises what a good bandmate acts like. they end the show with “meet virginia” by train, making eye contact the whole time and smiling like a couple fools (they’re both super glad they met and got to play together) (neither knows they’re falling in love yet) after the show (before they part ways) joot gives kak half his tips before going to the restaurant owner. kak is shocked but ofc jotaro won’t let him give it back (kak doesn’t fight too hard, it’s money bro) joot helps kak pack his drums and mic away and they chat for a bit sitting on joots tailgate. getting to know each other (ie how did you get into music, whatcha doin here, etc) they leave for their own places and about a week later joot performs at the same restaurant alone. kak is at the table closest to the stage. (sneaky little vixen asked the restaurant owner for joots schedule) leaves joot a bigass tip and says “hey, virginia, nice to meet you” with that stupid pretty smile of his. joot invites him up to sing with him and plays “meet virginia” and a friendship blooms. kakyoin keeps coming to the restaurant on joots days, eventually getting his number to ask personally when he’ll play next or if he’ll be playing that day. they decide to meet together and practice together one day a week and joot thinks of asking kak to be his bandmate since not once has he seen dio (kaks original bandmate) and kak thinks of finally ditching dio. a few more weeks of practice and joot asks. kak is in a rough spot then bc dio is trying to get half of all they’ve ever made from the band. kak still agrees. joot feels bad bc maybe he’s only agreeing to get money by playing with him. they perform together at the same restaurant and then they get a huge gig at the annual (___?) festival (haven’t decided where this is set except it’s an america au. no idea what festival they would play at lol) dio shows up in the crowd and tries to harass/heckle kak. joot stands up for him and dio backs off for the moment. they perform together at the festival and they have the best time ever. joots face actually hurts from smiling so much, and by the end of it kak has happy tears on his cheeks. after the show dio follows them to the parking lot and tries to assault kakyoin. jotaro intervenes and calls the festival security and dio gets arrested. kakyoin hugs jotaro and tells him he’s so glad to be his bandmate, and joot finally gets the courage to ask kak out. he says yes (ofc) and they kiss in the parking lot under stars and festival lights and decide it’s the best night either of them have ever had. GONNA ELABORATE!! I WANT TO WRITE THIS BUT I NEED MORE BRAINSTORMING!!

teaching my irl blorbo how to use tumblr. i feel like a dad teaching a kid how to use a typewriter

i want to fall in love with someone the way i love stars

@cassyapper thank you for tagging me!!! i’ve never done a tag game before :D

your questions and my answers!

1. do you have a favorite branch of science? get as specific or broad as u want

my favourite branch of science is astrophysics! i’m working rn to get money to go to college to be an astrophysicist. space and quantum maths have always been a huge special interest of mine!

2. does the last song u listened to fit the last character in ur camera roll?

the last song i listened to is Wildflowers by Tom Petty, and the last character(s) in my camera roll are Kujo Jotaro and Kakyoin Noriaki. (they’re in the same image) i do feel like the song fits them extremely well! it’s basically a very sweet song saying “i want you to be happy” and i feel like they both really want that for the other. i feel like Jotaro specifically would tell Kakyoin to go find himself someone else, not because he doesn’t love Kakyoin but because he loves him so much it hurts to see him hurting. and of course we all know that Jotaro believes that when people around him get hurt it’s his fault. i have so many more thoughts on this and i could go on forever lol

3. what's something that gives you a sensory ick?

ough something that gives me a sensory ick is when people touch my hands when they give me something. like bro why are you touching me AND the object you’re handing me. i often make people set things down so i can pick them up myself lol. i’m weird

4. do you eat meat? if so, what's your favorite kind? if not, what's your favorite source of protein?

i am Jewish, so i can’t eat pork, but other than that yeah! meat is a pretty common thing in my household. my brother will often make like five pounds of taco meat at once lmao. my favourite kind of meat is simple deli turkey though. i could eat that stuff by the package (and i have before).

5. laptop, desktop, or tablet?

if given the chance, i will always take a desktop simply because they’re easier for me to use, but currently i have a shitty laptop lol. it can turn into a tablet if i take the keyboard off, but i never use it like that. i mostly use it to read and write, because my art skills are. let’s just say *highly lacking* lol. i’m working on it tho

my questions!!!

1) if you had to choose one cryptid to spend a week as, what would you choose? if you’re already a cryptid, tell me about it!!

2) would your blorbo or a Really Big Dog win in a fight? why?

3) have you ever been to an insectarium? did you enjoy it or were you grossed out? (bonus: did you eat chocolate bugs?)

4) do you prefer spicy or savoury foods? ie would you like something to be spicy just to be hot or be spicy as in have lots of spices for flavour?

5) what is your favourite constellation? if you don’t have one, which planet have you heard/learned the most about?

phew, coming up with questions was harder than i thought it would be! i hope since i asked a few more than five bc of follow up questions that i don’t get disqualified lol.

i don’t know that many people that well, so please feel free to ignore this lol. i’m just tagging people i think are cool who haven’t already been tagged lol.

@fungaljungal @mordenandmerry @meowtallicats @asillylittleduck @scarymonsters-andsupercreeps

feel free to answer these in the comments even if i didn’t tag you!! i’d love to know all of my friends’ answers! :D

if elongated muskrat and the stupid orange fascist had a ship name it would be Felon.

because their names are felon and elon, right?

Seriously. I'm starting to block y'all on sight it has been quite long enough of a campaign to get you weaned off this terf's books and shows (and now games!)