Ik I Can’t Just Post Randall Continuously But Shut Up Yes I Can

i’ve been back into Hogwarts Mystery and i have a cat on my lap so here are some random thoughts i had while playing the christmas side quest idk

okay no sorry yall the cat abandoned me

i had to restart from year 1 a lil while ago but i dont mind tbh

DISCLAIMER JK ROWLING SUCKS AND I DONT SUPPORT HER <3

i really appreciate the sentiment Penny i’m going to need it

the second i realised i was a high enough level to do this i JUMPED at it, it was FUNNY

you’re not gonna give that to me?

like you’re SERIOUSLY not gonna give that third star to me?

very polite of this yeti to just let me chug this potion real quick in the middle of a duel, bro was raised right.

DAYUM SHE GOT ME. Ooh, a self-burn! Those are rare! (yes i started watching Brooklyn-99 sue me)

CHARLIE OMFG I LOVE YOU YES PLEASE I WANT TO DO THAT

Sleepy Merula hours everybody

SHOCK HORROR (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ OMFG FLASHBACKS

i’m gonna find some way to post more hphm content, im working on it y’all

me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me

could the universe just do me a solid and give me a guy to hug thank you jesus amen

My third TMNT rant of the day, but like it upsets me so much that Leonardo is told to be responsible for literally everything the others do

Like Splinter i love you but that’s kind of a jerk thing to do

In the 2k7 movie Leo’s getting reprimanded because the mission didn’t work out well and Leo’s like “i tried but Raph won’t listen to a thing i say” and Splinter’s like “that is your duty as the leader!”

LIKE WDYM ITS LEO’S RESPONSIBILITY? RAPH WAS THE ONE THAT GOT THEM INTO THAT FIGHT AFTER LEO TOLD HIM NOT TO?

And this causes tension between Leo and Raph because Leo’s been taught to manage his brothers and lead them to do it Splinter’s way, and Raph wants to control what he does so he rebels on missions, and then Leo gets in trouble for the mess, which makes him angry at Raph. You feel?

This mostly only happens on missions though, like otherwise Splinter’s being pretty fair with judgement.

TLDR; Splinter doesn’t parent right when he holds Leo accountable for his brother’s actions that were out of his control because they didn’t listen to him. And this causes issues between Raph and Leo.

well my youtube ads seem to despise Michael Afton

original trilogy luke headcanons because i am in love with him and i said so

pinky holder. like he’s big on any kind of touch to the hands, but he likes locking pinkies. subtle, and cute

ANH! Luke is a big nuzzler. If there’s a moment where you’re just hugging him, he’ll just nuzzle into your hair, neck, wherever he can reach

ESB! Luke is similar, i believe, however, ROTJ! Luke isn’t a nuzzler, he’s the type to pick where his head rests and just leave it there, plant it and stay there

Luke is a big fan of touch, he’s most comfortable with PDA in the ESB! era and least so in ROTJ! he’s just a bigger fan of showing you affection in private

Luke WILL dance with you. he has two left feet and no idea what he’s doing, but he WILL

as i mentioned before, he’s hands-on. kissing, holding, whatever. he has a hand on your cheek, the back of your neck, your hand, hips or waist. he just like knowing you’re there

he’s a big fan of words of affirmation, over the trilogy his praise goes from overly enthusiastic hugs and “I knew you could do it!”s (ANH!) to soft hand squeezes and “I’m so proud of you”s (ROTJ!)

WE KNOW HE’S FASHIONABLE. if you don’t know what to wear he will. ask him.

ESB! Luke always demands he’s with you on missions. he trusts you, of course, but he likes having you in his line of sight to know you’re alright.

he really likes his hair being played with, it relaxes him no matter what era you’re talking about

HAS PUPPY MANNERISMS. little head tilts when he’s confused, looking around at all the people in the room to gauge, and (for ANH! and ESB!) excitedly greeting you when you return home

he always smells nice, like a fresh TIE-fighter or clear mountain air (mr refreshing reference? anyone? no?)

VERY PLAYFUL, i don’t even care the era, Luke is a tease

you may say his wingwoman/wingman is Leia, or Han, but no, it’s R2. he constantly bumps you into each other, gets you in the same room, makes comments C-3PO thinks best not to interpret.

ROTJ! Luke is big on Acts of Service, he loves doing things to help you out

okay um thats all i got im running out of steam. i hope you enjoyed! i might just put um a request list for my fanbases but i do have schoolwork unfortunately. however, let me know any of your thoughts, have a good day!

a moment for the A New Hope hair everybody 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

just to show off my cat more :)

i have a cat to share :)

his name is Simba and he very recently turned 3 and cannot decide if he wants to be a bully or sweet to people

Oh I love simba very much— he looks like a little menace to society/endearing

May simba have a very fun time with his small identity crisis/silly

Hahah :)

What soft love songs the Fellowship dedicate to you (and why) <3

In the mood to make myself cry, plus I’m in my ‘i was i wasn’t lonely’ phase of the night.

Pulled most of these from my notes app lmao, and i listened to each one while writing, I highly recommend giving them a listen!

GN! reader, mostly you/your used :) (Obviously some songs will involve specified gender, please correct as you need, and remember that these characters would absolutely make these changes as well)

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Frodo Baggins - Hopelessly Devoted to You - Olivia Newton-John (Grease)

He definitely has the distinct memory of the classic slow burn moment of “Oh. Oh.” happening, where he realises just how much he loves you. He knew he was head over heels, and he looks at you like you hung the moon. And if you sing it to him- UGH😩💙. IN LOVE, HE SHALL BE. He probably hums it a lot when doing work or writing. Of course, the lyrics are quite relatable to him. Frodo has this internal belief that the person/people he love/s can’t love him nearly the amount he adores them. He was willing to sit around and wait on you, in the hopes that you would see him in the same way. His brain knew he should just move on, but he couldn’t let go, and he’s glad he didn’t. He’s so devoted to simply loving you.

“Hold on to the end, and that’s what I intend to do. I’m hopelessly devoted to you~”

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(gotta appreciate that me looking up his name resulted in a bunch of po-tay-toes memes. anyway. back to the hcs)

Samwise Gamgee - Hello, Hello - Elton John ft Lady GaGa (Gnomeo & Juliet)

He’s a sucker for meet-cute stories, and would unironically love this movie, even setting aside this banger of a song. The moment he saw you, he felt captivated by your beauty, whether or not the meeting went well or if you fell on your face. The song is just so cheerful and wholesome. He probably told you that the song reminded him of you, and that sparked the romantic relationship. Every time this sequence plays he’ll just look at you (if/when you watch the movie). PLEASE SING THIS AS A DUET WITH HIM AAAA. (He isn’t Elton John, but his voice is lovely 🥰)

“Hello, hello (Hello, hello), my, my, my, what have we here?”

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Peregrin Took - I’ll Be - Edwin McCain

Honestly it’s hard to explain this one. It’s just so soft and sweet and really describes how he feels about you. Also as the youngest and a, quoting Gandalf here, “fool of a Took!”, the line “and I’ll be, better when I’m older…” is just- MWAH. This song reminds me of him honestly. He is, as the song states, “your crying shoulder”, the “greatest fan of your life”. Everything about you takes his breath away. We all know he’s the best singer in the fellowship, and its just gorgeous to listen to him sing it, especially because he means every word. He also probably dedicated this to you early on in the relationship, and it was definitely your wedding song (if you got married).

“I’ll be, better when I’m older. I’ll be, the greatest fan of your life~”

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(tumblr needs more Merry gifs istg-)

Meriadoc Brandybuck - Nothing - Bruno Major

Honestly you wouldn’t expect such a lowkey song for such a high energy guy, but he’s a sucker for lazy days and sweet moments. He’s, as he likes to say, ‘work-avoidant’, and just wants to spend all his time on you. He also finds the song easy to sing to you, so thats a plus. The lyrics just resonate with him, similar to my picks for Pippin and Frodo. He’s very competitive, but he honestly doesn’t mind losing to you. He pretends like romantic or soft movies don’t make him cry, even if they do. He gets the appeal of going out and drinking and laughing, but just staying at home with you just sounds so much nicer to him. Its all about the little things in life with him, the small moments, the laughs, and every ‘I love you’ that makes him feel lighter than air.

“Dumb conversations, we lose track of time. Have I told you lately? I’m grateful you’re mine~”

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Aragorn - Dark Red - Steve Lacy

He knows how dangerous his work and life is, and he’s always had this fear of leaving you behind (hence the ‘something bad is ‘bout to happen to me’). He only sees you in his life, no matter who else is wanting for his attention, he’s so devoted to you. He only hopes that you’ll stay by his side and fight with him, and he’s not willing to give up on you. No, he refuses to give up when you are involved, and he fights so hard to keep you safe and protected. The song also is easy to mumble to you when he’s tired, and it’s soothing for him to listen to. It’s just a symbol of how much you mean in his life, and how he trusts you with his heart.

“Only you, babe, only you darlin’, only you~”

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Legolas - Lover - Taylor Swift

Unabashed Swiftie in general, but this song just hits different. So first off he probably already called you his lover, and when he found the song he thought it was perfect. I can definitely see him learning guitar and playing this song for you as well. Into the actual song analysis, this song frames his want to be close to you, the mysterious way he was drawn to you, the way he felt like time flew by whenever you talked. Also I feel like he’s made jealous relatively easily, and that’s also in the song. His heart has been borrowed before, but he’s glad he’s ended up with you, to hear your jokes, save you seats, and call you his lover. He definitely likes to sing this to you late in the night, and i can see him humming/mumbling it whenever the two of you just stand and hold each other. Its so wholesome, and he loves the way your eyes light up when he sings it with all the love in his heart, all of it for you.

“You’re my, my, my, my… lover~”

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Gimli - If You Love Her - Forrest Blakk

Honestly, he’s not a very observant dwarf, but he does pay attention to you. He knows you, and he cares a lot. Protective of you to a fault, but just wants everyone to know that they shouldn’t take you or your heart for granted. He hates to admit it, but he thinks you are precious (I’M SORRy-) and every small thing about you is worth taking note of. And he does, so he knows exactly how to make you happier. He’s your personal hype-man, and truly believes that you are the best thing he has ever had. He uses the song as a guidebook on how to treat you, and while he won’t say it, or sing it, he does play this song for you and leave in a huff, just hoping you’ll know this song is meant to say that he loves you. (He might even dub it over with your preferred pronouns for the big reveal, and it’s quite funny)

“They’ll love you, if you love them like that~”

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Boromir - Summer Love - The Workday Release

Boromir really thinks this song demonstrates his feelings towards you, and how he wishes you’d stick around with him. You remind him of the summer, warm, bright and hopeful. It was so simple for him to fall in love (it’s like counting 1,2,3). He’s awestruck by your beauty, and doesn’t find it enough to dream about you, he needs to be holding your hand, feeling your presence. He wants to face the world with you there next to him. You always manage to give him a smile, make sense to him, and be honest. He’s not sure how to articulate everything he feels around you, so he just says that he loves you.

“Surely this is love, this is love, this is summer love~”

WOOOOO IM DONEEEE

Ive been writing for the past 2+ hours and it’s late and I’m tired, but I really hope you enjoy. If you want to request a fic, any fandom will do, I’ll get back to you on it, I promise.

Let me know if you want me to do a Part 2 with some other characters <3 Have a great day!!

Requested Poll from @kuschelbarr!

Notes:

i’ve wondered about this a lot recently, but i know the Nutbush (which is a line dance done to Nutbush City Limits by Tina Turner if you weren’t aware) is popular where i live, in Australia. like, if you don’t know it here you’ve been living under a rock, it’s cultural.

i’m pretty curious about how common it is to know the song and dance inside and outside of Australia, if you’d like to do a poll about that.

Video I found of the dance below:

its september time to build a new life