Hello Friend

first post and all im gonna say is ivorycello is based

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

my #1 pookie bear (shows a picture of a typical white blond man)

heard we were fiddlestanning

you know the drill..

(full image under cut)

doodle and a colored sweeney wanna-be 4 today

i lied its not dont starve anymore /hj

so tempted to. actually post art here. i do not know if i should. if i were to do it now or soon it'd literally just be filled with dont starve shenanigans and that is it

Hi 👋 okay so. For my 100th post I thought I'd introduce my CS oc.

I present to you a man they call The Ironmonger!

He's an international arms dealer of slavic origin, known equally for the integrity of his word and unpredictable temper.

He prides himself on the quality of his smuggled weaponry and the power and influence of the gang he's built.

The Ironmonger is not active within VILE itself, they're only one of the many organizations he trades with and if anything he views them as sort of rivals for his own uh.. personal reasons.

If he had is own episode in the show, I imagine it would be centered around either VILE trying to sever their connection with him, or Carmen trying to disrupt/sabotage VILE's dealings with him. Either way, The Ironmonger would be very pissed haha

Anyway that's all for now, asks about him are welcome!

tally hall is such a dont starve band

love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

hit the SLAY button!

making bill designs is fun and i think im gonna end up using this one for good