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"howdy partner"

First post about my game, I should probably talk about its general themes and stuff...

Nah. I'm talking about the main characters first.

Apologies for my poor drawing skills. As much I want to be both, I'm just a programmer, not an artist.

First, Cook (They/Them).

They're the player character and currently my favorite design so far.

Cook is a sweet and caring person, but their enduring vow of silence makes it difficult for people to see that.

They have trouble regulating their volume, either being too quiet or too loud. To solve the problem, they decided that silence was preferred.

Cook was a chef (recently quit) and uses their resulting skills in combat. Think, Tank/Healer with a focus on regenerative skills over outright healing.

Cook's design is based heavily on my own personal tastes, but I did go through a couple of variations with a beard and thick eyebrows. It looked weird, and I didn't like how it framed their face.

Next, Jet (he/him)

Jet is the second member of the party and is much older than his cohorts.

He's the type of guy that can't hide his feelings. You know what he's feeling because he makes it obvious.

Jet, during the events of the game, is going through a messy divorce with his wife. He still loves her, but he knows that the spark is gone and that they're both going to he unhappy together.

Jet is a freelance powerwasher and runs the business out of his and Cook's apartment. He uses his pressure washer in combat. His purpose is as a glass cannon/status magician.

While drawing Jet for the first time, I honestly just drew a caricature of my dad. Then I moved the slider from "big, confident mf" to "wet cat energy."

Finally, Martha and Roger (she/her and he/him respectively)

Martha and Roger are a duo that can't really be talked about separately. They're the third and final addition to the team.

Martha is a younger woman who used to not take anything seriously. After she learned about Roger and her boyfriend dumped her, she matured a lot and is currently trying to get good enough work to ensure that Roger is taken care of properly while she's away.

She has trouble grappling with her position as a mother. On one hand, she always wanted to be a mom, and she honestly thought that her ex-boyfriend would end up her husband. On the other hand, she isn't ready for any of the responsibilities and is terrified that she's a failure.

Roger is a baby and does baby things. He has trouble being separate from Martha and loves being in the baby carrier that she usually has him in.

Together, they work as a support/item oriented character.

Fun fact: Roger is named after my grandfather.

As a group, they all lean on each other for support despite the depressing world they live in.

Kitty privileges

Til Death Do We Part

Custom Joker I made for Balatro. Enjoy!

Birds are amazing

i have fallen in love with monty lowkey

he says thats great give me seven kisses and a pistachio right now

autism rage is so funny my dash icon is somehow stuck at 99+ and my notifs are stuck at 4 and those little blue boxes are genuinely making me want to attack someone like a rabid cartoon squirrel

I'm terribly (not) sorry for the person i have become from the last 2 weeks. I will not shut up about her.

when are they gonna create hrt that turns you into The Character