Hello Hello!! Just Wanted To Say Good Luck On Your Standoff!! You Two Are So Sweet

Oh yeah! I made some art of you two, hope you like it!!

Wow! Thanks a ton! You got a real talent for renderin'! Henry's place sure was big n' bright- lotsa blue and green, but then lotsa gold right next to me. Everythin' a fella could want!

haven't seen a drawing of me in a while. great eye guess that's what we look like to you all out there? i never realized that we don't fully blend in. though i always thought there was something a little off about that grass. all of it is the same grass, y'know?

Whaddya mean?

y'know like how each real grass is different. there's bugs and sticks and dog poop sometimes. but no matter where you sit in there it's all perfectly lush and regular. too lush. too perfect.

Huh. S'pose so!

do you like the way you look? have you always?

Yup! S'pose I wish I looked more...cohesive, from time to time. Kids like @fortunateisle come in here lookin' pretty much the same they did in life (though don't tell her I told ya, but the back of her head was missin'!), which makes me jealous, but I make do with what I can make!

can I put Waldo in your home?

-@putting-waldo-in-places

If you got a representation of the little fella, sure!

How are you liking the modern internet? I've seen you liking some fandom related posts, are you into modern media :0

Feels much more crowded than before! In all honesty, I ain't got a full grasp on the matter -- Tati showed me the ropes, but I still kinda scramble around and follow threads to get from place to place (which I wager is how the "Likes" propagate!) Gotta admit, it gets embarrassing. Occasionally I do find something swell, or handsome fellas that remind me of Henry.

what would happen if one were to lets say put what youve said here and train an artificial intelligence to act like you. would it be you? or a sad clone (im anti-ai i hope this is obvious)

Well, if I ain't there talkin', it ain't me! I s'pose it'd be a thing guessin' off of an amalgamation of my time on "Tumblr."

Figure it's like how there's tons of fellas named "William Yew" out there. Common name, y'know? But they ain't me!

So not a clone, but a sad...portrait of a fella who looks kinda like me, I s'pose?

For you, William

Ah! What a stylish pair o' ears! Am I hearin' double now? Ha! Ha!

While you're here, give us a vote, won't ya?

cu t e!!!! is the re any wa y to ma ke those per m a nen t

您来自中国哪里?

广州!

hey, will. henry's in trouble; we think he's hurt. you should get there as quickly as you can; sing country songs, too; the twin is divided on them, so they might help your chances. we'll be sending messages to them – our plan is to lure them into a discord server so you can get to henry safely.

we'll start when you answer this ask – good luck and godspeed!

Oh, jeez! Hang in there, handsome! I'm almost ready to set out.

I'm takin' a lot of myself with me, so I'll only be able to walk along connected roads - not bounce all over the place like I can from here! I'll need you folks' eyes and ears to check out the road ahead where I ain't been yet and guide me closer to where he is, especially once I'm past the limits of my joint. I won't be able to take my usual avenues of communication with me on that lonely road, but I'll give ya a shout when I need guidance!

What would you say to Henry if you could see him again right now?

Oh, uh --

Hi! Boy, I've missed you. Happy to see you're doin' well. Look, I understand if you want your privacy, and I'm happy to give it to ya, but I'd like to give you my goodbye, at least. If I get the heads up that you're goin', I can remember to, uh, save some kinda memory of your smile.

Though for what it's worth, I'd really like it if you hung around. Can't really find myself thinkin' about anything else these days. I find myself thinkin', real philosophizin', yeah, the rest of it ain't really worth anything. Even if you're looking to do some amelioratin' of your life, and you're after that kinda self-improvement, you gotta remember the bits of this place that make life worth livin' and keep those around. Things that I take for granted. Like seein' your handsome face 'round here!

-- Something along those lines, I s'pose. I clam up 'round him sometimes.

what happens if we let you in?

Come on in and see!