All The Boops I Give To You Are The Red Paws

Hope you’re all slappin’ that “Radiograph” one on your “Blogs”! Figure that’s the moniker you kids gave our relationship — “radio” and “phonograph,” I see!

made some user boxes so y’all can show pride in your votes

Hello, folks!

I'm Will, just another friendly face! Another friendly face! Lookin' to make the "Interwebs" a friendlier place! Don't mean no harm! Don't mean no harm!

Now, I usually reside en abime, but I've grown quite fond of this joint. I've built a swell home here for me and my handsome fella, Henry. Only problem is, someone's tryin' to kick us out, and we need your help to stand our ground!

im h enry. we l ike i t here!

You know how nice it feels to settle down, don't ya?

So I ain't askin' for much, just leave a "Like" or "Reblog" if you'd care for us to stay! Enjoy your day!

william,,, be honest is ur en abime thing a cult

Some (ahem, @fortunateisle) like to see it as such, but I find that to be false advertisin'!

dont act dumb, william. we all see through your facade. helping your friends doesn’t make them despise you, hide from you. all you did was help drag them into hell

Ey, get a load of this guy! Bold of you -- and flattering, honest -- to assume they're hidin' from me!

william, did you kill a guy?

Yup! Two, I think! Did what I had to survive!

Mid-Century Radios From Genuine Plastic Radios of the Mid-Century, Ken Jupp & Leslie Piña, 1998.

Hello, pals!

So we ain't doin' too hot in this standoff, so we figured we'd make a li'l' somethin' for ya. Now, we ain't the type to play dirty like @fortunateisle, so there won't be any slander from these fine upstandin' fellas, but here's a li'l' token for you to show your support! Don't forget to vote!

@ruinsofavoid Thank you for tagging me in your “Muppets” and “Worm on a String” jest! I do not have familiarity with either, but I gave it a shot!

Here is my Worm “on a String.” More like a li’l’ ferret snake than a worm to me, but here it is!

My quiz result is “Gonzo”:

Thanks for the entertainment!

hi, william. what do you find motivating you the most when you're struggling or upset?

Thinkin' 'bout whatever I'm workin' towards at the moment! Any kinda negative emotion is inconsequential. I'll get over it! Time feels shorter and forever feels longer the longer you're alive!

with regards to distractions, do you think we should send emails to the same address?

if so, what would be better: things that the entity only half-understands, or things it fully understands? if, that is, we're right about what it is.

Yes! That should help tons. I don't have personal experience in communicatin' with the thing, so whichever option causes more of a pain -- I know when I get a headache, there's no tellin' up from down and right from left! I mean, I don't get headaches often. But I'm guessin' that's how it'd feel!

Though if you don't wanna hurt it, I understand --if you want, you could grab its attention and pull it away from Henry's area somehow, so I can mosey on in while it's gone! Sort of like the redolence of a lovely li'l' baked pie on someone else's windowsill, if you catch my drift. Vjgtg'u uqogvjkpi yg'tg cnn chtckf vq uca ctqwpf jgtg, kup'v vjgtg?

Thank you all. I'm still puttin' things in order, but I'm plannin' to head out soon, this week's end at the earliest! I'll wait for your go-ahead, though, in case you need to tie up any loose ends first.

I'll be gone fishin' for a while, so the places I'm livin' now might fall outta order for a bit, and I sure hope things'll be different once Henry's around (or, rather, I'm around Henry!) So if ya wanna give somethin' of mine one last look or show 'em to any pals you've got, now's the time!