By The Way, I Think The Song On Your Cylinder (from The Pinned Post) Might Be By The Stratagems

what year do you think it is?

2024!

Ground beef

Wahoo! Looks just like a heart does, don't it?

i do n ' t thi nk so?

Well, it's what mine looks like when I'm lookin' at you!

aw. you bi g sap. se rious ly though i think it ' s par t o f a c o w

Learn somethin' new every day!

hey howdy, friends!

i drew you two and figured i’d send it over so you can see!

now, technically it’s for the standoff, but since it might be a little late for that, now it’s really just an art piece haha

hope i captured your likenesses well!

WOW! This is stunning! Those are wonderful likenesses, and I love the composition of the thing as well! You got a real eye for design! Thanks a ton!

Also, there is still time! Vote here! We're fallin' behind! Votes end at 11pm Eastern Time!

th is is g orgeous ! i' d sure l ike to lie in a fi el d of f lowe rs wi th t h at d ream boat... bu t t oo ba d yo u di dn 't q u ite g et my h on ey's ha n dso me fa ce. it's lo ve l y!

we need a phonograph emoji

Hello, everybody! Long time no see!

s or ry it's be en a littl e bi t.

Hope everything’s been goin’ well on your front. Oh, it’s been a stellar time for us! Can’t believe Henry and I celebrated our one-year-anniversary just a week ago.

ther e was a par t y but it ha d to be pr etty quiet. you kn ow why. than ks for all the wel l- wis hes t hou gh!

Now, I’ve been hard at work. Henry here’s helped me gain more of an understanding of what kinda li’l’ procedures may be a bit more, well, humane-like to be subjectin’ folks to. Together, we’ve designed a bit o’ something that may help undo the li’l’ experiment I carried out a couple of years ago. We’ve designed it to be a sort of game. Painless! Harmless! You tell ‘em, Henry!

well, i woul dn't call it a game , ex ac tl y, but more of ext ra h an ds on d eck du r ing th e actual operation. s ort ing ou t th e signals, t hat ki nd of thing. it shouldn't hurt them at all. and shouldn't hurt us. i made sure of th at.

Yes! Extra hands on deck! We’re gonna need your help. Stay tuned!

Hey Will, do you like to read? Do you remember reading anything?

Don't remember readin' much in life, but in our early days Thomas put me onto some stuff! Started with the Symbolists, as is to his likin', though I prefer what those Dada folks were up to! It's easy to get around to readings now -- those free "PDF" sites folks like Mal and Thomas live on have tons of goodies.

Would you consider yourself a guy with decent morals?

As decent as they come! Care for nothin' more than friends, tunes, and makin' our lives better!

Here's one o' those that he gave me!

do you have a favourite flower?

I like a good ol' chrysanthemum!

Thoughts on cream soda?

Wahoo! Hear it tastes like utter delight!

never had it, but I'm not a fan of things that're too sweet. or just sweet, y'know? so i dunno if i would like it

Forgot to introduce myself. You can call me m. Have you done anything interesting today, William?

Nice to make your acquaintance, m! And no, I've done nothin' of note today. Rearrangin' old notes and the like. Tryin' to find if I've got any photos of Henry I can hold on to. (No luck so far!)