Bro Your Whimsy. You Forgot Your Fucking Whimsy. Your Solemn And Somber Attitude Is Scaring The Hoes

Tim: Can you imagine the food they eat in jail? Bleh!

Dick: Don't need to imagine, it's disgusting.

Jason: When did you try prison food?!

Dick: When I was 8.

Tim, scoffing: If you commited a crime I'm pretty sure there'd be hundreds of articles about it, I didn't see any when I was researching you.

Dick: Oh! I didn't commit a crime.

Jason: Why the fuck would you be in Juvie if you didn't commit a crime?

Dick: Orphanages were full.

Everyone:

Jason: The hell?

Tim: I'm calling a lawyer, that has to be illegal.

Damian, in the vent: I can't believe this city's incompetence.

Dick: I can. Now get down here.

Damian: Fine.

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. 

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iwaizumi hajime (47) athletic trainer who publishes award winning research, becoming a pioneer in his field. he goes to conferences and presents said research for thousands of people. there are techniques named after him, he gets to write a textbook. his work is included in dozens of textbooks. he is invited for guest lectures at colleges and universities in nearly every country; including, but not limited to, his alma mater in california.

the topic of said research? knee recovery in athletes and recognizing the signs of the particular injuries before they start, stopping the injuries before they even happen. the goal of said research? to maximize an athlete’s performance and lengthen their career and limit muscle fatigue and surgeries even after they retire.

he is asked many questions about his research, but the one posed most often is why. why would he chose this topic.

“it is simple,” he always says. “i want to help others. this felt like the best way to do it.”

others, he says; he means it of course. he wants to help others and he has, he has helped thousands of athletes across the world. but to those who know him, they know it all ties back to one person.

in all of his published works, oikawa’s data is present. his x-rays and scans and initial prognosis, his routines and procedures and how the exercises made him feel. all of it compared to iwaizumi’s newly developed research and routines. oikawa’s name is omitted for privacy, but everyone knows it.

obviously, iwaizumi needed to gather data from hundreds of participants, but the same images and scans and quotes are all pulled from the same person.

iwaizumi loves his husband to the point of rewriting the story that oikawa would never make it as a professional athlete. watching tooru never give in to the critics was the whole he reason he chose this field in the first place, after all. hajime healed his injury with his own two hands and stood beside him every step of the way. iwaizumi loves him to the point of creation.

because all of it, after all this time, was for oikawa.

Okay so i’m a Pisces and yes I have a gigantic ego, but most people don’t know that i do.

But I am not heartless

Are y’all ready for the most controversial opinion I’ve ever posted on here?

What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?

William Herondale, Clockwork Angel, Cassandra Clare

That’s a little harsh

So I was just searching up stuff about ‘The wicked powers’ and found what it would be about. 

“Clare hopes to have a group of friends around Dru outside of her siblings, including Thais Pedroso, as she has been attending the new Shadowhunter Academy. She will have multiple love interests and is set to be seen struggling with anxiety and panic attacks from her past trauma.”

First of all, that’s a little harsh Cassie. Your’e making it sound like our amazing, horror loving Dru is a  lonely weirdo,and a screwed in the head person. Yes all of these things are true, but still. She is a legend, I myself adore her. Then you just got Cassie like yeah she will finally have friends. Dru was a deranged lonely person who’s only human interaction was her siblings. 

That is harsh.

That just made my day, i really needed it.

if ur chubby or fat or even just a little soft around the edges i hope u kno ur absolutely gorgeous and amazing and i love u 💕

Dios mío this is fucking beautiful.

LMAO RAPHAEL TOLD LILY THAT BABY ALEC TRIED TO FLIRT WITH HIM BAHAHA I'M DYING

i saw a thread on twitter of iwa being taller than oikawa and it’s rattling around in my brain (i must stress that i ADORE their dynamic of oikawa being taller but the switch up is so funny to me bc i know oikawa would lose his MIND)

so picture with me: iwa who has the growth spurt of the CENTURY while in california. like this boy is already beefy and muscular and average height but suddenly he’s 6’3” to go with it. none of this clothes fit anymore, he has growing pains that catch him off guard in the middle of the night (not to mention how his feet hang off the bed now), and suddenly, for the first time in his life, he’s hitting his head on doorframes and ceilings.

he mentions this to oikawa on their nightly calls, but his bf just thinks he’s making it up. ‘aw, iwa-chan wants to be tall so bad! my little iwa-chan!!’

but when iwa comes to the airport to pick tooru up for his visit, oikawa genuinely looks past him because he’s looking for his 5’10” king and not this monster of a man standing in front of him, waving his arms and screaming ITS ME! I’M IWA-CHAN!! IT’S ME!!

oikawa almost leaves the airport with someone who is not hajime and iwa cries complains the whole way home