Fourth Wing Ch. 11 // Iron Flame Ch. 45

Why does that just describe me?

I hate myself yet think i better then everyone.

Also describes Herondales

Meirl

Fuckrah

“ Remove the first 4 letters from your name and add Fuck. “

this is people with 4 letter name oppression. my name is now just Fuck. height of comedy.

Jason: *walks into living room and pauses, looking at tim* uh Tim: *frowns as he looks up from a book* what? Jason: um. Tim: dude. Spit it out. Jason: *still staring* you like that book? Tim: yeah I’m really loving it! It’s a new bestseller, Steph recommended it. It’s a fun fantasy. ‘S got dragons and the romance is nice and Jane Austen-esque. You should read it, it’s right up your alley. Jason: uh. Okay. I’ll, uh, look into it. And, uh, what about the author? Know anything about them? Tim: *frowns* aside from the fact that there’s like, no information about them, no Jason: *chuckles nervously* ah, yeah. Haha.

Jason, later to his editor: hey can we change my pseudonym? I wanna use “Todd Peter” and see how long it takes for my brother to yell at me editor: Jason that’s not how pseudonyms work

Some nights I lie in bed thinking "what have I lost?"

Wow

…I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour

It took me a bit to get to the reblog button.

But that means that lots of people have hit reblog. 

YAY! GO ALL NONE HOMOPHOBIC PEOPLE!!

If you’re homophobic I do not like you. That.Is.That.

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

:]

I’m bored and have nothing to do

first 100 people who reblog this and add “:]” I will submit a vine to your blog that I think defines you pretty well based on your blog

i was so ready to hate adam but plot twist i actually love adam so much he’s my favourite little guy 🥰