Sometimes I Say Self Loathing Things To My Therapist And He Looks At Me Dead In The Eyes Before Saying

‘Never fuck a duck.’

If you could add/replace the word "fuck" in any one line in Chain of Gold... What would it be?

firm believer that a true romantic ushioi would never be possible. bc oikawa would never do that to himself

we know ur hiding the brown cows

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

to reintroduce Jason to the world Bruce decides to just mysteriously announce that he’s adopted a new son and will introduce him at the next Wayne gala. all of Gotham is buzzing about the new child Bruce is gonna appear with. Jason cries from laughing.

Gothamite: what the. what

Bruce, grinning ear to ear, hand on Jason’s shoulder: this is my new son!

Gothamite: he’s not new.

Dick: well, repurposed.

Bruce: i don’t know what you’re all talking about! son, introduce yourself!

Gothamite: he’s not- you already- i thought this one was dead?!?

Jason, completely straight faced: hello, my name is Todd, Todd Jason.

Gothamite:

Tim, tiredly to Damian: and this is why we don’t let B and Jay make important decisions after they’ve shared 3 bottles of wine.

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

Why the actual fuck does it have a giant god damn gun thing that shoots hearts?

"Fuckin wild." 😂😂😂

EVERYBODY SHUT UP FOR A SECOND!!!

AND LISTEN TO THIS!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

SHE RELEASED IT!! SHE RELEASED IT AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

@silvenys FREAK OUT WITH MEEEEEEE!!!

The Jordelia feels tho 😭