I’m So Exited For The New Kai Show That I Can’t Even Be Excited For It. My Ass Was Already Overstimulated

ninjago movie rant

Movie Cole and Nya shoulda been besties in that movie.

like they are literally the girl and gay friend vibe or like the people who looks like siblings but aren’t somehow

I will draw this better in the future but LOOK AT THE SILLIES.

(For context Fred Armisen was saying about wanting to scream into the microphone and deafen everyone)

idk why I’m so obsessed with this but at the same time I’m delusional so 🤷‍♂️

And also these two are the boyfriends ever

Well shit, hi guys :)

I was absolutely terrified to make a tumblr blog idk why, but let’s hope this goes well at least

I like Octonauts and Ninjago and that’s basically it I’m not very interesting

will be posting art on this blog (even tho I can’t draw for the like of me) so have a drawing of Dashi from the Octonauts

it’s absolutely horrible but hey hey.

anyway that’s it👍

Every Universe . . . ♡~~~ A Dashi x Shellington Mini-Comic ~~~~~~~~ ====================

I freaking love this trend, I've already done it once before but I wanted to do it again for my beloved dashton ♡

I used to not care for this ship, mostly because I thought it was overrated and wanted to be different, but it's grown on me, especially with @urautismdiagnosis drawings of them together ^v^ ♡

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Universes In Order :

Normal/Fanon AU . . . Just normal goofy goobers according to my au, nothing special

Pirate AU . . . Shellington is a chemist/alchemist, and Dashi is the Navigatior, all set in the appropriate timeperioid with fantastical and romanticized touches

Cryptid AU . . . (I think this is my first time ever showing a cryptid au drawing on here lmao) Shellington is a ocean kelpie, a man-eating, transforming monster of Scottish folklore, and Dashi is a yawkyawk, a mermaid-like river seductress man-eating monster who can control the weather of Australian folklore --- this AU is a concept of mine and my friend's @mildy-vibing

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Mentions :

@urautismdiagnosis , @mildy-vibing

@animalsalvationassociation <- my wife mfers, look at her and be struck in awe of her glory 😤

@hers-underwraps hope you enjoyed, oh queen of dashton

stares into your soul menacingly

I'll be honest I haven't watched this show since I was like 8 but PEAK character design I still remember the sea cucumber episode

I was insanely hyper fixated on octonauts until last November when I accidentally reintroduced myself to ninjago, but I will always love that silly show.

I have a shelf in my room dedicated to all the toys i have of it 💔

hear me out, what if movie glaciershipping was called black ice? Cause you know, Cole likes AC/DC, he's the black ninja... Zane is the ice ninja...

I'm sorry. I'm very tired right now.

Autism and loud noise

Just a little lava. As a treat.

Also idk why they don’t have eyes. Stylistic choice ig.

Okay, Ninjago fanfic ick:

When I'm trying to find a good lava fic, and they portray Kai completely OOC. I don't read as much Bruise, but it seems to be an issue with Jay too; talking more about Kai because I read that more but just wanted to mention that.

but yeah so many fics will make Kai all shy uwu or Twink-ify him as if Cole x Kai isn't two dumbass guys in love. Like I'm sorry, but Kai would not fucking act like that. He's not shy, he's just bad at flirting there is a DIFFERENCE. He's not the UwU soft boy type.

idk, just really hate when people write queer ships in a way that pushes very obvious gender roles/stereotypes that clearly do not fit the character(s).

And this applies to Cole too. Do people forget how soft and sweet he is??? He's a big teddy bear!

I’m actually completely the opposite XD I read Bruise more, but I still completely agree!

Especially when you wrote this: “hate when people write queer ships in a way that pushes very obvious gender roles/stereotypes” !!!!!!! I think all the world should hear this

Also yesss I love seeing bruise fics with both Cole and Jay just snuggling, laughing and teasing each other while playing video games (who am I kidding, NOBODY DOES THIS BECAUSE EVERUONE IS ADDICTED TO EITHER ANGST OR SMUT) (same)

Also Kai isn’t bad at flirting!! He’s in over his head (s15) but I wouldn’t call that bad? He got that girl hooked in s3, and he was the most lovable ninja in s6

It's time for lava🖤❤️

It amazes me that this is your art at THIRTEEN.

truly skilled what a blessing to the Earth

WAIT I JUST CHECKED MY INBOX FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A MILLENIUM AND OMGGG UR SO SWEEETTT 😭😭 THANK YOUU