wanted to get this done before the spring semester starts
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cole ....
Okay, Ninjago fanfic ick:
When I'm trying to find a good lava fic, and they portray Kai completely OOC. I don't read as much Bruise, but it seems to be an issue with Jay too; talking more about Kai because I read that more but just wanted to mention that.
but yeah so many fics will make Kai all shy uwu or Twink-ify him as if Cole x Kai isn't two dumbass guys in love. Like I'm sorry, but Kai would not fucking act like that. He's not shy, he's just bad at flirting there is a DIFFERENCE. He's not the UwU soft boy type.
idk, just really hate when people write queer ships in a way that pushes very obvious gender roles/stereotypes that clearly do not fit the character(s).
And this applies to Cole too. Do people forget how soft and sweet he is??? He's a big teddy bear!
I’m actually completely the opposite XD I read Bruise more, but I still completely agree!
Especially when you wrote this: “hate when people write queer ships in a way that pushes very obvious gender roles/stereotypes” !!!!!!! I think all the world should hear this
Also yesss I love seeing bruise fics with both Cole and Jay just snuggling, laughing and teasing each other while playing video games (who am I kidding, NOBODY DOES THIS BECAUSE EVERUONE IS ADDICTED TO EITHER ANGST OR SMUT) (same)
Also Kai isn’t bad at flirting!! He’s in over his head (s15) but I wouldn’t call that bad? He got that girl hooked in s3, and he was the most lovable ninja in s6
The Lego Movie: capitalism bad
The Lego Ninjago Movie: child neglect bad
The Lego Movie 2: Toxic Masculinity bad
The Lego Batman Movie: what if Batman and The Joker had undeniably high levels of sexual tension and that hot dude from Fall Out Boy composed a song for it
Plot twist: Movie!Cole barely has any lines because he’s autistic and not very verbal. He can talk, he just doesn’t more often than not. Some people at school are pretty sure they don’t know what he sounds like.
welp. already fucked this one up. 2026 gonna be my year fr 🗣️🗣️💥🔥🔥💯💯
Words can’t describe how much I love it when people say movie!cole smokes pot.
You would be right. He absolutely does.
He probably buys those weed pattered bucket hats that they sell at music festivals then actually wears them.
BEST VERSION OF MUDSHOCK HANDS DOWN.
mudshock where it’s like. Jay is romantically with Nya and with Cole andd like. Cole and Nya qpr i think. Do you see my vision