THIS IS NEVER NOT FUNNY.

Brian K. Vaughan’s ‘Saga' 

Art by Fiona Staples

I ship the hell out of this. For the love of god, bring back Snowbert.

Snowbert in Every Episode: 03x10 Borrowing Problems from The Future

I need to get rid of my powers before- Before what? Before I hurt someone else, the way I hurt you.

#oh yeah I forgot

i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track

No, indeed.

the most telling thing about the political climate this year is that usually my dash is filled with 4th of July posts by now but there’s been absolutely nothing… like nobody can even find the strength to post ironic eagle memes are you guys alright over there

my brain: well you showered and got dressed in nice clothes yesterday, good job.

my brain: you can spend the next approximately (3) days being a swamp goblin and dealing with your pain until you have to do it again.

Back on the sauce

Tumblr, it’s been an age.

#ImnotanaddictImauser

The Celebration of Autism

Thank you for the introduction. Hello friends, allies, and fellow Autistic people. The tone of my piece will be a little different today, but I’d like to start by sharing pieces of my story.

In my earliest memory, I am standing in a sunbeam. I move my hands so that the light scatters, becoming a golden glow, and watch the dust particles float like little cosmos and galaxies. I am three years old when a daycare employee grabs my fluttering fingers and squeezes so tight that tears make the world go dark. 

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So satisfying and yet so incredibly infuriating.

He tells her

omg.... OMG.

The ‘hedgehog’s dilemma’ is a psychology metaphor that symbolizes the difficulties of human intimacy. Also known as the 'porcupine problem’, this concept represents the animals’ inability to cuddle for warmth without their sharp spines hurting someone else, suggesting that even humans with good intentions can’t be intimate without harming one another. Source Source 2 Source 3

We learn to read, then we read to learn