I'd Sell My Soul, And Tell The Being I'm Selling It To To Make Sure No One Buys That House Or The Land

I'd sell my soul, and tell the being I'm selling it to to make sure no one buys that house or the land off the family, it never gets destroyed and never falls into disrepair. Then I'd write a will saying whoever I deem most responsible to take care of the house gets it, and write in it that they better make the fuck sure that when they write their will the most responsible person after them gets it.

Then, and only once all that has been established, will I sell my life to another being to make sure that the family doesn't abandon it and make sure no malicious spirits can stay in the house more than 7 years.

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

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