ANDY IS 50 OMG !!!!!! HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY TO THE MAN I WISH I COULD HAVE SEX WITH !!!!!

i can't wait to be 60 so i can tell my life story in the youtube comments section of my favorite songs

I really am built for all the abuse

ohmygosh fuck me

reading, crying, spiraling, and smiling bc of your crush while in bed… he’s just like me fr 🤭

I'd do anything they want. you want me to shut up? anything for you. need me to leave you alone? don't worry baby, already leaving. need your clothes washed? let me be your housewife. angry? that's fine, use me. feeling restless? I'll be your pillow. need to shout? god honestly shout at me idfc. am I okay? no, I love angry women clearly.

THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL WHAT

Harold and Duncan (total drama island) are in the Bathroom Trap (saw i)!

requested by @saccgiriangel !