Me, With A Vague Plot Idea, 1 (one) Character Name, And An Outline That Consists Of Mostly Question Marks:

I love little more than watching a dude get his shirt wrestled off him while he struggles to get away

“It’s no big deal.”

“It’s not ‘no big deal’, I found you half-dead on your bathroom floor!”

Character B hacks another cough into their hands, probably their hundereth of the day.

Except this time, as they glance down, they see specks of blood amongst the phlegm.

Well that’s new.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

AYYYEEEE

Hmmmm,,,, neck kisses but make it whumpy

sickness prompts send a prompt, get a drabble.

right as rain: [character] says they’re fine right before collapsing.

in plain sight: [character] does everything to hide their cold.

snoozeville: [character] falls asleep somewhere that isn’t their bed.

bed bargain: [character A] won’t stay in bed. [character B] convinces them.

please be okay: [character] isn’t feeling well, causing them to act differently.

conversationalist: [character] rambles in their sick state.   

shut up: [character] doesn’t want any reminders about being sick while they recover. 

so dramatic: [character] complains about their cold.

careful care: it’s hard for [character A] to accept help. [character B] knows which care methods are “acceptable”. 

speechless: [character] can’t talk because of a sore throat.

dreamer: [character] talks in their sleep.

vacancy: [character] forgets where they are.

oh no: [character] gets sick at the worst possible moment. 

by your side: [character] is sick and wants company.

whatever: [character] reluctantly accepts help. 

health bar: [character] doesn’t get sick? think again!

moo: [character] isn’t very sick and milks it anyway.

double trouble: [character] is sick and injured. 

manner minded: [character] remembers their good manners while sick. 

all about me: [character] loves the attention they receive while sick. 

error 404: [character] refuses to admit they’re sick.

got germs: [character A] and [character B] are sick.

play the part: [character] pretends to be sick.

but it’s true: [character] has been known to fake being sick, but this time they’re actually sick.

Tbh I think fandom generally needs to get better at sitting with the uncomfortable fact that a story/fanwork/meme/whatever can hurt one person and help another

JDJDJEJW You didn’t have to come for me like that

do you imagine yourself as the whumpee when you read whump fiction or are you okay?

Car whump

Like when your Whumper needs to get his Whumpee to a… secondary location.

Whumpee sitting in the front seat 

Perhaps cuffed to the door.

Whumper humming/singing along to the radio as they drive

Leather gloves on the gear stick

Leather gloves on the steering wheel, a finger lightly tapping it

Whumper doing that arm over the back of the seat thing when he puts the car in reverse

Whumper trying to make small talk, either failing spectacularly or they just can’t shut the hell up

Whumpee in the back

Whumper casting glances in the mirror

Adjusting the mirror so he can make direct eyecontact

Whumpee lying across the seats, their hands behind their back

Two 👏 Whumpers 👏 gloating, casting taunting glances and smirks back

Whumpee being forced to drive

There’s the classic of course, Whumpee getting into their car, adjusting the mirror and suddenly seeing Whumper in the backseat

“Drive.”

Or maybe Whumpee is greeted with a knife to the throat

Back 👏 seat 👏 driving 👏 (bonus points if Whumpee’s grinding their teeth and is seriously considering driving into a tree)

How about Whumper in the front seat?

Maybe some unwanted contact, a (gloved?) hand on their knee, or on Whumpee’s hand as they shift gears 

Whumpee in the trunk

I mean, that’s it really. Put your Whumpee in the trunk. Cuff ‘em, gag ‘em, put ‘em in the trunk.

For the truly mad Whumpers:

Driving in the opposite lane with a truck approaching and refusing to changes lanes until Whumpee obeys

I’m sorry but something about a defiant b being grabbed by the hair and forced to make eye contact is pretty neat