@catboymoments That Cat Will Make You Explode. There Is No Other Reason As To Why It Is Looking At You

Ah, to be God chilling on a Miami beach.

Pronouns are peepee/poopoo and you will address the queen as such

the urge to eat chicken nuggets while the world burns

'you are going to cry not all muslims' basically you're taking the actions of a couple of extremists as the front for all muslims. wow. amazing. muslims are totally waking up in the morning frothing at the mouth thinking about killing hindus. they have better things to worry about, for example people like you.

"Terrorism has no religion"

a slogan neatly written, folded and smoothened to perfection thrown in the face of those butchered tourists.

is this hannigram

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if god is a fungus i am gonna be soooo mad

Cassandra

In a sea of everything and everyone she is the one to pull me away, become my first best friend. She lets me be whoever I am. And I do not realize, until she leaves, with the overly-magnifying lenses and the shabby bag, with the dirty rough-book and the toothy smile. The last I see of her is the retreating barbie bag, the smile bright white and fake, the hair a mass of shiny gold. I never see her again.

oooOoOo so funnny im just going to give a baaad description so everyone laughs yaaay. Are you like, stuck underneath a rock? Do you have problems with virgins? Asexual people are people who don't experience sexual desire. that doesn't mean they have 'bad politics' and it doesn't mean every single one of them is a virgin.

you just want to be hateful little bitches and add some sparkles to make it funny.

As a gold star aroace I think it takes some despicable mental gymnastics to say aces should be shunned from the queer community.

anon, i want you to know that genuinely never, not in a million years, and this is coming from the bottom of my heart, could i come up with anything as funny as “gold star aroace”

'russian villain' this 'russian spy' that girl your own intelligence officials are selling information just accept the fact that your government is shit

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating