Therapist: Cunt Dracula Is Not Real And Cannot Fuck You.

why nobody gib head scratch

boy he do be sucking

Just do it. Make up your own constellations. Pick flowers, make them into crowns and dance around in them with your imaginary ragtag crew of found family. Be a fairy. Eat dirt. Run away from society.

yes you are baby<3 believe in yourself

I'm the snoobert

ngl if i saw captain america in the ice i'd just let him sit there. stay cold homie

imagine that you run a silly little blog posting silly things all the time. sometimes you get 3 notes, sometimes 20. and then one day you post something so gut-wrenchingly true and somehow funny that it sticks in everyone's head and goes????straight to twitter. and now you have 4 k people who know your blog. and now you have to take the silliness elsewhere.

cringemaxxing at the examination hall

aphobes will be like "asexuals think they're better than everyone else because they don't experience sexual attraction!" can you please shut up. none of us said that. you interpreted that yourself, because you think not wanting sex= performative purity.

"asexuals act like they're cake-eating gods!!!" good lord. we simply replaced having sex with enjoying a certain food, which is something all asexuals can identify with.

and don't get me started with the 'asexuality is not a sexuality' each and every one of you who shares that thought process either assumes that all aces are straight, and that not wanting sex makes you devoid of any sexuality. go take a hike.

throwback to when my delirious five year old sister sat on the toilet, counted on her fingers, and declared with bone-deep wonder and joy that 7 + 3 is eleven

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