School Uses Your Hopes And Dreams As Fertilizer

Reasons Why a Country is Just a Giant Club:

To join, one must pay a fee, have their background checked, and only then receive a membership card.

One must pay a 'maintainance fee' (taxes) to enjoy certain rights within the club. One does not know where all of this money goes.

The representative and leader of the club is a blithering fool who you don't like.

Multiple Headquarters throughout the area.

The chief characteristic of the club is it's chief grievance.

i think the problem with the american government is that it clearly does not fear the people

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when i was in the sixth grade i discovered nietzche and honestly that's where it all went wrong

i fluctuate between manically happy psychopath and half decomposed walrus like i get paid for it

they essentially consider you to be the type of homely bakery that sells the bread they love

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

mold wrote this. rhizopus stolonifer I can see you

imagine if your roommate bought bread. your roommate eats some of it but then leaves most of it alone. you really want that bread but you want to respect your roommate so you don’t eat it. months pass and at this point you’re sure he doesn’t want the bread so you start eating a little bit of it. then your roommate walks in, freaks out, picks you and the bread up and throws you and your meal in the garbage. that’s what it’s like to be mold.

boeing 737 more like boing boing off the ground 24/7

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my dad just told me he was born without a butthole what do i do with this information