Being on the naughty list is so much more fun and it's the season of giving so make sure you pass me around d to your friends. Fill me with christmas cheer. Own me.
me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud
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(via justsomebiguy)
“Some people are ready for a wedding. Not for a marriage.”
— Jay Shetty
at this point i'm holding myself together with glitter glue
give yourself credit :))
Last year your eyes were as blue as an ocean in Hawaii, but this year your eyes burn mine with fire. I know your whole life took a bad spin in a carousel of emotions, but last year your stare was a rarity I thought I was never going to find. I guess I was right because it only took a year for you to realize that my life is just worthy of trying to breathe in an ocean of demise.
— Alexa Evangelista, The Book I’ll Never Finish Writing
》》 notwhatwshese3ms《《 25.married.total weirdo.that bitch. just a collection of slutty things I think about and probably masterbate too. I'm always horny. like some kinda pervert or teenage boy. I'm always wanting it. always craving an older man's cock. oops. shame on me, I guess yes I squirt, no you can't see most likely 《《whoresjustwannahavefun》》
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