Hahahah I'm 4'11. 5'0 With Shoes. . . .

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May the force be with you all 5/4/23

admire this disgusting image I made

live laugh love guys

haven’t seen one for gaz yet and i do NOT tolerate gaz erasure

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

GAZ APPRECIATION

protective husband gaz.

your husband, kyle, who's always checking in on you whenever you go out. cute little messages of "where are you?", "you almost home?", "miss you, lovie." are all frequent.

kyle never lets anyone get a tone or disrespect you. his mindset is basically 'you talk politely to my spouse, or you talk to me'.

every time he holds you, it's like being in a prison cell. he doesn't let you go; his buff arms just consume you. if you complain about it, he'll playfully suffocate you between his muscle.

when you two are out in public, he's always mindful of your surroundings. he'll have an air slung around your waist, carefully watching for any signs of trouble.

kyle who hates when you go out too late. he doesn't want to be controlling, but he really worries about your safety.

he lets you wear whatever you want when you go out. he thinks everything looks gorgeous on you, no matter how revealing or modest it is. he reassures you he knows how to fight, so you don't need to worry about anyone's judgement.

kyle prefers staying in with you and watching a movie more than going out. he loves when you give him your undivided attention. kyle just wants to protect you and keep you safe, let him!

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mfs be like "we dont write gaz cause his va is 🏳‍🌈" but then continue to write for konig despite racist ass va 😭

like...

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

Happy indigenous peoples day!