Start To Zelda ❤ I Just Want To Colour Her 😭❤

I had no idea about the appalling history of this painful device :(

https://www.thelily.com/women-behind-speculum-redesign-say-we-need-gynecological-tools-designed-by-people-with-vaginas/

#sparty smiling and having fun #(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

I realize I haven't actually posted any tattoos on my tumblr. So take a gander at my boyfriends ongoing #backpiece! There's still a lot we have to get done but hey, its progress 👍

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

I love how, like, there’s some variation in Dragon Age LIs but there’s also certain triplets that just go together. Like Ah, I see you are a Alistair/Anders/Cullen girl, aka the “Sad Chantry Boy” type. Or, interesting, you went with Zevran/Isabella/Dorian. A delight to meet a fellow Queer™. There are other LI options, but sometimes it’s nice to have a type. We know what we are. We know.

DA:I - Alistair make-up test 

  Igor as Alistair photo by me

I've been stressing a lot about getting a new job and filling out all the paper work and getting things to be prepared. So I'm just going to fangirl over my himbo partner. He's just so goofy and loving, I can't help it. Also I took this picture of him being babely during a photoshoot for his work. I love this monkey, he is my precious bean. 💖

I honestly love doing tattoos like this, it was a fun challenge and I can't wait to do more like this!

new person: i’m late to this fandom/ship.. there’s not much point writing fic/making art for it is there?

The Fans:

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