Whatsinthesmoothie - Laser Certified

@freakinflipflop its been an honor

@mentall-son im glad to see u back online as well

and teags your blog is archived so i wont @ u. but heres to a decade lol

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

Happy holidays, tumblr! (feat. Shyam and Talita)

PATREON | STORE | Runaway to the Stars  

Eight by fourteen inches equals roughly 22,000 individual stitches and just as many reasons to regret my poor life choices, but it’s DONE! I don’t want to think about how many hours of work went into this, but I’m so pleased with how it came out. I’ve had this in the works for about a year now, working on it here and there, but the last few weeks I’ve really pushed to finish it up, and I’m super happy with how this came out.

y'all I'm doing inktober so put a suggestion in

11 questions!

Okay, hopefully I do this right... I was tagged by ghosofbriana! 1.Do you like the yogscast More than is healthy :3 This whole blog is pretty much where I'm gonna store all my yog fan art! 2.What is your favourite band Hmmmm... Probably either new politics or Panic! At the disco 3.Would you date me Maybe??? I don't know you well enough, but you seem like a pretty wonderful person... .~. 4.Are you happy Yes'm right now I am, because this is the first time I'm being summoned by someone on tumblr! and I feel awesome that someone would actually tag me! 5.Do you need someone to talk to Not at the moment, but I'm usually up for a chat 6.Do you like pigs Yes, they are so adorable! And they make delicious bacon! But I try not to connect those two reasons :s 7.If you could change your name what would it be ... ... ... ...maybe Dakota? 8.Where do you live It's *garbled noises*! Cool huh? 9.Do you like cats Love me to death. My cat is actually very nice for a cat, though, so perhaps I'm a bit prejudiced 10.Do you wanna be friends Heck ya. Hooray for friends! 11.Hows life Okay, but that's okay with me! Hahahaha I crack myself up ._. So... I'm gonna tag people when I figure out how to add links to usernames when I type them. Thanks again!

did it have to sound like upward movement like did we have to bring in the motif of marching upwards to an insurmountable challenge with bravado that's going to get thrown back in your face. Like this is the haunting version of that, like you're recalling your brave venture forth with bitter hindsight, like you walked up the last set of stairs to find yourself on a barren rooftop, and you turn around and the stairs are gone, you didnt actually get anywhere worth going and you cant go back. sort of like you're in an empty penthouse but every floor below is gone-- (I am dragged back into my enclosure)

They should've made Lil Hal a theme in the Homestuck Soundtrack.

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

HIII GUYS!! My commissions are open!! Details under the cut!

PROCESS:

You can contact me through my ko-fi, my discord, or through here!

I require an upfront payment of 15$ dollars to start regardless of your total.

There will be NO REFUNDS once I start on your commission.

If you wanna see more of my art to make sure what you want/if you want to commission, please take a look at the tag #javi art on my blog!

Will draw:

-Mild gore

-Characters

-OCs

-Real people

-Humanoid & Anthro

-SFW/Artistic nudity (original characters only)

(Gore and artistic nudity cannot be requested through ko-fi due to their TOS)

Will NOT draw:

-NSFW

-Animals on their own

-Mecha/Complex machinery

-Hateful imagery

-Adult/Minor ships

-Incestuous ships

-OCs without a reference.

My commissions are for personal use only. You cannot re-sell them, trace them, claim them as your own, or profit from them in any way. If you re-post them, do so with credit.

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

My new webtoon ’Daughter of a Thousand Faces’ is out on Tapas now! If you’re into stories about disappointing princesses, her secret evil Demon teacher, and how bad of an idea this found family duo is…this is for you!

Shen Yuhua is a disappointment to the Grand Chaoyang Palace Sect, with no powers or great beauty, she brings nothing to the table for her immortal father. That all changes one day when she accidentally meets Chu Tian, the famed Demon of a Thousand Faces, her father’s arch nemesis… and accidentally frees him from his prison.

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