trans-inclusive radical misogynist
i am constantly thinking about lesbian creek.
kyle and cartman are both very particular about the specific alcohol that they drink and they need it to actually taste good (and, in kyle’s case, for it to make him look sophisticated) but stan and kenny will use anything as a mixer so long as it gets the job done. one time they use listerine as a mixer and both have to get their stomachs pumped and they’re shitting blue for DAYS. kyle comes home to their shared apartment to see them both sprawled out on the floor moaning, blue EVERYWHERE in the living room, he’s so fucking confused. kenny says with his last ounce of energy: “you know how it is with listerine, man.” he very much does not know.
sure craig isn’t the usual ‘bad boy’ but he is, in fact, a troublemaking dick. i always find it funny when people dumb him down to a silly little autistic boy who’s obsessed with space. it’s partly true but he gets in trouble ever day, beats up multiple kids (in his wiki it’s stated he’s the second most violent after eric, and is the instigator in a lot of them) and stan and kyles moms both don’t want him hanging around craig because he has “problems” and he’s a “bad influence”
based on an ernest chiriacka painting called “sharing the mirror” aw yea
I've seen a few fanfics where stan goes to craig for gay advice. I think its cute but I honestly don't think he would be very helpful
@ Butters in Worldwide Privacy Tour
They’re soooooooooooooooo silly
little tough guy
on one his many fights w craig tweek goes not only am i breaking up with you right now i also went through your letterboxd and laughed at your reviews