Lalalala 🎶🎶🎶

Can i see a doodle or sketch of Marj? She’s one of my favorite characters and she’s so underrated 🫶

One bitch fresh off the presses

craig: hi honey i went shopping but they were out of your favorite cereal

tweek: AUGHHHHH that’s it!!! i’m DONE!!! DIVORCE!!!

craig: aw man

"what do i call you?"

"...feldspar."

"feld..spar? that is a stupid name."

Black Friday

EXCRUTIATING‼️

craig is both the most efficient and the most disquieting customer service worker. he will say “what do you want?” and then nothing else, he’ll walk away silently in the middle of you asking a question because he already knows what you’re asking, he doesn’t smile, he doesn’t tell you to have a good day or ask how you are, the only time he’ll talk to you is if he absolutely has to or if you’re doing something that pisses him off like your baby won’t stop crying (“can you shut that up?”) or you keep asking for more ketchup (“no. you’ve had enough.”) but there is also no employee who will get you what you need faster. you will never be in and out of a location at a more efficient speed because he is GREAT at what he does. he does NOT want you to be there nor does HE want to be there. if you don’t tip he will loom silently over your table until you do.

there is something wrong with me probably

craig tuckers influence..... (i am developing a reflex of flipping everything off for no reason and ive almost gotten caught several times)