Craig Gang. Craig. Gang.

imagine being so misogynistic you have to take it out on a nine year old gay boy. oh trey parker. put it down is definitely an episode

I wanted to imagine what TFBW would look like if each of the kids actually had powers.

You know I had to start with Kyle redesign because they did him so dirty in game.

I have a few ideas for other supers, but here’s more about Kyle!

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Stan and Kyle are super close in this universe due to Kyle crash landing on his farm and giving Stan powers (accidentally). Stan’s newfound abilities allow him to understand Kyle, so he takes it upon himself to help the alien adapt to human life. He even gave Kyle his superhero name, originally confusing him for a kite in the sky due to his wing shape.

Stan takes time to tutor Kyle on English and communicate with him in his native tongue. If anyone overhears and asks Kyle what language he’s speaking, he’ll respond with “it’s Hebrew probably”

Powers:

Air manipulation- Being a creature of flight, Kyle is used to maneuvering and shifting through air currents so he can glide safely. On earth, due to its much calmer atmosphere, Kyle is able to sense the flow of air and manipulate it to his liking.

Shield- condensed air currents that flow so rapidly they can weaken attacks

Kite soar- soar high into the night at breakneck speed due to his light weight and experience

Transportation- glide with heavy objects or people within reason

Alien biology- with his unique bone structure and organs, Kyle has many adaptations humans could only dream of. His bones are slightly hollow allowing him to weigh much less than he appears. This gives him better flight on earth and a range of motion. He also has a modified salivary gland, producing multiple acids

Parkour- extreme levels of agility, when excited he moves around almost like a monkey

“Laser” eyes- no, not actual lasers— but the shock of seeing glowing eyes briefly stuns enemies

Acid spit- gross— but it does what it says it will and harms enemies over time

EDIT:

Here’s my first alien redesign! It’s not bad but I definitely prefer the new one, especially when it comes to wing design.

new special inspired doodles

got crossfaded a few days ago and during this i was just watching a boring ass kdrama that i was barely paying attention to (but i still kept watching it) while complaining about the male love interest and how blank faced and boring he was. i ranted about how he was basically just young sheldon and THEN proceeded to go on a hateful rant about how much i hated sheldon cooper and his stupid gay bowtie. me complaining specifically about the bowtie took at least 15 minutes in itself. then i realized that many people have compared me to sheldon cooper and called me emotionless but then ignored my hypocrisy to continue complaining. unbeknownst to me my uncle who was also crossfaded and i thought i was talking to was completely asleep thw while time. all in all this was kind of a craig tucker moment for me

annnnnd here’s the 6 characters in my wardrobe thing! thank you everyone who gave character suggestions it was greatly appreciated :3

anyway. skirt kenny real

clearing out the south park fanart in my camera roll so i can show the barber my reference hair cut pictures while maintaining my dignity

kendy

they would be a funny duo guys

Heyyyy yooo this is for @m4rscreek DTIYS!!! I really love their Creek designs i had to join in :3 Congratz on 1K‼️

my medieval south park au! (but they’re also lesbians) 🏰