Whatifiexplodedrightnow - Im Gonna Explode

Do you know jingle bells?

can we see ur version of Tweek n Craig when they were in 4th grade?

Evil

when stan is in an uber he acts like he’s in a psychological saw trap. he scrolls back and forth on his home screen acting like he’s busy, texting kenny random keysmashes to pretend he’s having a real human conversation. he’s squirming in his chair and bopping his head to the music and the driver asks if he likes the song and stan says it’s his favorite even though he’s never heard the song in his life. the driver asks how he’s doing and stan goes “living the dream, boss!” despite never having said this string of words all at once in his life but he panicked.

kenny, on the other hand, is the person who hops in the passenger seat of the uber. he asks for aux and fiddles with the ac like it’s nothing. he places his hand on the uber driver’s thigh and stares at him. sometimes the uber driver places his hand nervously over kenny’s. they ride quietly and tenderly until kenny reaches the abortion clinic that he’s meeting a hookup from a couple weeks ago at and kenny gets out of the car, but not before placing his hand on the driver’s cheek and whispering: “maybe in another life, anthony:” they both give each other 5 stars.

kyle is a transmed and kenny is a nondysphoric trans person. the beef they have is crazy.

losing sanity quickly

whatever man.

DANCE YOU FUCK

DANCE FOR THEM

YEEEES, YEEEEEE

imagine being tweek tweak and you’re like 9 years old and one day your classmates want you to fight some kid you know almost nothing about except that he’s a rude bitch so you’re like okay sure. and then after that settles you’re like well he’s kinda weird but we have some things in common so then you’re in the same friend group and at some point within the next figurative decade you find yourself feeling some weird affection and admiration for this kid and youre like whaat the hell. thatsnot supposed to happen. and then it just sits there and twists in your gut and tugs at your chest until youre forced to confront it because some fucking shounen ai of you and your crush is projected in front of you and all your peers. i would literally fucking

anotha sp drawing dump while desperately waiting for s27 lowkey