Mcau Craig Is One Of The Most Guys Ever. He Went To Nyu. He’s Been In An On-again-off-again Relationship

"what do i call you?"

"...feldspar."

"feld..spar? that is a stupid name."

Misc. Creek mspaint doodles

Nepo baby except for your parent’s shitty business 😔

man venturing into the peruvian craig tag on ao3 i really gotta brace myself sometimes for AT LEAST one of these situations

1) shitty badly researched google translated spanish

2) mischaracterization all to hell to fit craig into the flirty latin lover stereotype

3) peruvian culture = mexican culture because as we all know latinoamerican culture is a monolith

4) tweek (or whatever guy it is hes with) Needs to make mention of craigs tan brown skin and compare it to their beautiful smooth pale snow white milky chalkboard cocaine powder colored skin

4.5) none of craigs love interests are allowed to be nonwhite btw. they all have to be the palest whitest pastiest bitches alive. thats the rule

5) calls him Spanish even though that. is an ethnicity. and that is not his if he is Peruvian . christ

6) craig can "speak incan"

a few scenarios for you to ponder:

tolkien realizes he’s bisexual not for dating theyfabs but for hooking up with men

kenny features on a yuno miles track

picture of butters in a maid outfit and cat ears leaks before he’s even out as gay and he has to defend it

coloradoverse x readers

stan old spice commercial

fireside segment on nara smith, twenty minutes after they move on kyle discovers lucky blue smith was just exposed as a trump voter

butters gets really into booktok and tries to think of ways to subtly suggest to cartman to try introducing hockey romance themed roleplay into their sex life

spaceman craig

it was my first time on aggie io earlier w some pals .... here u go

Heyyyy yooo this is for @m4rscreek DTIYS!!! I really love their Creek designs i had to join in :3 Congratz on 1K‼️