I Did A Crossover With My Fave Boys

i’m gonna , in my non professional opinion, go over 5 of the most “annoying” or worst yanderes to have based off my main fandoms rn. in no particular order

Overhaul: (My Hero Academia):

Kai is one of the most unique yanderes, solely based on the fact that he’s obsessed with health and values cleanliness. He wouldn’t accept anything less than what he expects from you, and it can be very irritating at times since Kai doesn’t believe in compromising his ideals.

Forces his lifestyle onto you, not caring in the slightest what your feelings on the matter are. He wants you to eat healthy, get enough sleep, take nasty tasting vitamins, get very regular checkups, and is just an overall pest about it. He can control his emotions around you but there’s a sense of irritation when you put up a fight on any of these fronts.

Kai is also thorough in everything he does, you’re no exception. There’s basically no chance that you ever get to escape or bend the rules. He’ll find out and deal with it accordingly, but the opportunity will never present itself to do these things most of the time. 

Illumi (Hunter x Hunter):

Illumi is a nightmare as a yandere. It’s a whole package as well, since his awful family comes with the Illumi yandere package™. Illumi would not ever amuse any of your thoughts and opinions on things, or if he did, it would only be so he could sate your feelings. It’s condescending and annoying, even if he doesn’t mean it that way.

He thinks there’s not a single thing wrong with what he’s doing, there’s no moral awareness whatsoever to be had here. He doesn’t really help you adjust to your drastically new life as well, as he doesn’t think it should be a problem for you. Illumi will be a great husband after all, and you’ll never want for anything! Right? 

There isn’t anything that you can keep to yourself. He’s instructed butlers to befriend you, so anytime you confide in him he knows. It puts you on edge as you realize his statement of having eyes on you at all times is truthful. 

Izaya Orihara (Durarara):

He messes with you a lot, and is sadistic in general. Not physically, but just wanting to challenge different beliefs you have and seeing what happens. Being around Izaya too long can be dizzying. He’ll go from cooing and calling you precious to asking if you’re any different from the people you hate. 

So annoying and he doesn’t care. He shows up at your school, bringing you a lunch as if it’s a casual thing to do. Will show up at your job and introduce himself as your boyfriend to your coworkers and boss. He’ll even run into you when you’re out with friends, and hang out with you as if he was invited in the first place.

Has a lot of issues with loneliness, which leads him to being clingy. He doesn’t care for other people interacting with you. If he hasn’t already kidnapped you/threatened you into compliance yet, he gets rid of any nuisances that hang out around you too often. It stirs up an ugly feeling in his gut that he has a distaste for.

Bucciarati (Jojo Part 5):

Bucciarati is a difficult yandere for a different reason than most of the others. He’s so attentive to your needs and cares for you deeply, and you know that he does. So that’s why it hurts even more when he denies you your freedom under the pretense of your well being.

He’ll hear you out, patiently waiting as you sob your heart out; begging for him to let you go. Bucciarati will even hold you as you do so, comforting you quietly as you cry into his chest. The comfort that he provides feels so genius, that even though he’s the reason you’re upset, you can’t help but accept his warmth in the moment. He’ll be reasonable and say he understands how difficult it must be for you, and you think you might be going somewhere.

But then he’ll put his foot down, saying that this truly is for your well being. He’ll talk about how much he loves you, how you mean the absolute world to him. How he couldn’t stand the thought of something happening to you, his beloved. All you can do is repeat the cycle. 

Kishibe Rohan (Jojo Part 4):

Due to his stand, you have no choice but to be with him. Because of Rohan’s pride, he wouldn’t want to restrict you too heavily with Heaven’s Door at first. He would want you to return his feelings naturally, but would begin with restrictions on you not being able to talk to people he dislikes. 

But if you began to drift away from him, he’d begrudgingly use Heaven’s Door to make you fall in love with him. It would be Black Mirror esque, as you loathe him in your mind but every word you speak says differently. Rohan would cruelly tease you about it, wondering where the sudden change of heart came from.

There’s no escaping this yandere. The restrictions would be impossible to break, but he might lessen them up if you promise to be good; he doesn’t want you to be a robot after all. Don’t betray this trust if you ever get it though or you’ll have to follow Heaven’s Door for the rest of your life.

“So, you’re a Dad right?”

🩹 

baby oh baby. (part I)

plot: you’ve been with colson baker for six years straight, it should be easy to tell him anything, but some things still make you nervous. part 2!

A/N: this is based off of a request from @kellysimagines​. i hope you like it! 

taglist: @iamdorka​ @no-shxt-sherl​ @bakerkells​ @lovemythsworld​ @rosegoldrichie​ 

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heyyo!!!! may request some hcs of how kuroo, kenma, and suga would react catching their s/o staring at them lovingly maybe with the smallest softest smile :'] my heart is about to burst shhsh tnx bubs ily!! :*

catching s/o staring

pairing: kuroo/kenma/suga x reader genre: fluff

a/n: this is so soft oml my heart ahhhh also i saw it was your birthday today ahh happy birthday !!

「 kuroo 」

the two of you are studying in his room

i see kuroo as someone who mumbles while reading, so he def does this when the two of you are studying

he looks up at you after a while of noticing you not flipping your page or writing anything down

so he catches you staring at him and flashes you a smirk when the two of you make eye contact

be prepared for teasing because he will tease you for staring at him

“hmmm i don’t think staring at me is an effective way of studying”

and when you mumble a shut up he laughs at you and leans over to give you a peck on the lips

「 kenma 」

he’s playing a new video game he bought and invited you over to watch him play

he can sense you staring at him but he brushes it off because he thinks it's just you watching him play the game

you’re actually staring at him though because you like to watch the little facial expressions he makes when something happens on the screen

and when he turns to you to ask you what you think of the game, he catches you looking at him with a soft smile

he’s gets all flustered and blushy because he doesn’t know why you’re looking at him like that

“umm you’re staring y/n”

“i know”

then place a smooch on his nose which makes him more flustered

「 sugawara 」

you’re at one of his practices waiting for him to finish up

watching him set was one of your favorite things to do, so you find yourself staring fondly at him on the court

he’s not the one who notices you staring at first though

it’s actually daichi who points it out to him, with a little nudge to suga’s side and a head nod in your direction

when he looks at you to see you staring with a fond smile, he flashes you his signature cheesy smile and a small wave

once practice is over, he goes up to you and gives you a kiss on the forehead

“you were staring again you know”

“i can’t help it when you look like that during practices”

how dare??

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

this is just so damn adorable.

i cannot fucking believe i'm seeing people say that elon musk did the roman salute in a "roman" way and not in a fascist way. the romans did not invent the roman salute, it didn't EXIST in roman culture. it's called roman salute bc it's reminiscent of the act of outstretching the right hand among roman generals/officials + bc of inaccurate neoclassical paintings and depictions of romans. the salute itself is a symbol of nationalism adopted by fascist and far right movements. you cannot do it in a "roman" way.

Kidnapper: We have your friend.

Dabi: ...

Kidnapper: I said we have your–

Dabi: Yeah, I heard you. You have Y/n. You’re calling me from the basement of a club on the Boardwalk called the ‘Lucky Cat’ and I can tell you your date of birth, social security number, and bank account PINs right now. Are you sure you’d like to play this game?

Kidnapper: Wh–

Dabi: Oh, and by the way, you are gravely mistaken. You don’t have her. She has you.

Kidnapper: *incoherent screaming*

Dabi: Heh. That’s my girl.