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Welcome to my blog. I write for Male and NB reader, ladies I love y’all but I don’t write she/her content. You can still check out my blog though ❤️. Anyways here you can let dark desires flow and have fun! I write smut, headcannons, angst, fluff, fics, ficlets and match-up’s! Don’t be afraid to slide into my inbox anytime for anything. The only boundaries I have are no bodily fluid kinks except spit and cum I guess. (For smut) Content does get dark beware. Their will ALWAYS be a CW! Or TW! For stuff that is needed. Btw some content is way older so be warned 💀

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Albert Wesker, Suggestive: GN reader

Out Of the Depths: Chris Redfield

Various smut: AMAB! Monster Reader

Chris Redfield: Male reader

SubTrans! Micheal Myers: Male Reader

Albert Wesker, Suggestive: GN reader

Sub!Evan Macmillian: Male Reader

The Entity Smut: GN reader

Frank Morrison Fluff: Gn! Reader

Sadako Yammamura fluff: GN Reader

Mikaela Reid: GN reader

Chris Redfield: Male reader

Josiah: Agressively Caring GN s/o

Jeff the killer smut: GN reader

Thomas Hewitt: Micheal Myers: Angst

Sub!Patrick Bateman: GN reader

Sub!Parasoul Smut: GN reader

Sub!Bloodhound smut: GN reader

Sub! Connor: GN reader

The Boys+Gwen: GN! Parently reader

Yandere Vance: Male reader

Vance: Gn! Bimbo Reader

Vance Comfort: GN reader

Vance Fluff, Picnic: GN reader

Lucky Chloe Headcanon NsfwSfw:GN

Sub! Eddie Munson: Gn reader

Billy Hargrove fluff: GN reader

Sub!Billy Hargrove: Male reader

Hange Angst: GN reader

Micheal Afton Fluff: Gn reader

Main 3: Gn s/o who can sing

Stone Ocean Girls: GN possessive reader

Anyways thanks for checking this out enjoy your stay!

(Tagging my Mutuals ❤️ @morwap @natti-ice @momma-vi @whateverthefuckyouwantiguess @brandnewhuman @allen-444 )

Asexual erasers «people» like you should dni with life

They did it yall-

(im hypersexual from tramua i cant help it 💅👺😭🥰🤪💕😳😱😡😱😤😱🤯🙄😲😈😈🤡🦵🦵)

@brandnewhuman YOU THINK YO ASS SLICK?! GET YO ASS AND OVER HERE AND HUG MY BLACK BODY 👹

grabs my mutuals like this

My dads bout to be on that list he’s pissing me tf off

my dad is officially on my no contact list.

fuck that cunt

can we please stop assuming peoples height? I’ve read way to many fanfics were the readers shorter 😕 I’m 5’11 and 250 pounds, I’m not short okay I’m taller than most people so can we please stop assuming this persons 4’11?

Sigh,,,, 😔 time for an oc story get ready 🤷🏽‍♂️

@whateverthefuckyouwantiguess @allen-444

You Strong Fucker

Cw: Asphyxiation, choking, language, violence, gore and just dbd stuff tbh

You were in a chase with Frank, he had his knife up in anticipation. The thought of him stabbing you and watching you gurgle on your own blood had a wave of different emotions filling him. You were focused your eyes looking around for every possible escape, why did it have to be glenvale? 

You hopped a pallet as Frank followed, he was hot on your trail. His knife a few inches from you. You breathe in heavily as he swings you twist and launch your hand to his throat catching him off guard as you tighten. You smile as he drops his knife. “W-what-“ you choke him as he brings his hands up around yours. 

He tries to get loose as you lift him in air putting him against the broken down building. The survivors circle around you both in pure amazement that your choking a killer. “Oh my, your quite strong aren’t you.” Kate says with a slight smile. “Of course they are, that’s why their my favorite.” Bill speaks as Ash laughs at the man being choked on the wall. 

“Are you going to kill him?” Kate speaks a bit nervously. “I say you kill the motherfucker, he’ll be alive in a bit.” Bill speaks coughing a bit. “Look at you making him kiss your grits, nice job kid.” Ash laughs. Frank was so fucking embarrassed. 

You were pondering whether to choke the killer to death or stop. “How about I knock him out and we can finish the gens, extra points right?” You say with a laugh as they all agree. You press down on the sides of his throat even harder as his eyes roll back. You let go as he falls to the ground knocked out. 

“The others are gonna be thrilled to hear someone choked out a killer, except David.” Ash says as Kate and Bill head to another gen. He pays your back as he leads you to another gen.  After a little Frank wakes up to hear the exit gate being powered on. His whole body was weak. He tried to get up but he couldn’t. 

He sighs as he lays on the floor tiredly. “First time being choked huh?” You say with a smirk. “Shouldn’t you be leaving.” He spoke his voice still raspy. “Mhm.” You hand him a glass of water from the bar as he questions it but he just decides to drink it greedily. You smile at his eagerness as you grab him picking him up bridal style as he drops his cup. He’s shocked as you carry him upstairs. 

You put him in one of the beds, dusty but they got the job done. “Get some rest no one should bother you for awhile. Till we meet again.” You say walking out of the door closing it. Frank looks shocked as he takes his mask off running a hand through his blonde hair. 

“David’s gonna shit his pants.” Bill says laughing as you walk into the gate. “You’ll have to do this with more killers, maybe Clown! This gonna be so cool y’all!” Kate says with a smile as she pumps her fist. “Calm down Missy, we don’t know dear MCs power level yet even.” Ash says as he puts his hands on his hips. 

“All I know is I’m telling David, that Irish bastard is gonna be running to his pot of gold.” Bill says as he laughs even harder choking as you pat his back. You sigh at the bickering adults as the timer starts to run out. “We’ll talk about it later let’s get going.” You say as you walk out all of them following. 

Frank watches you from the dirty window with a slight smile. He was so confused on if you’ve done this to other killers. He lays back down as he thinks about telling the rest of the group. He yawns as he falls back to sleep his lungs still burning a bit, a reminder of you’re badassery.

RE Boys Coming Home to a Sleeping S/O

This has been a dead ass account, with the last post being literal months old now and about a whole different fandom. I recently got into Resident Evil (Thanks DBD for adding my new husband Wesker) and while my ass is struggling to understand the lore outside the basics, I’m trying and I’m also gonna write these characters anyways. Are they going to be OOC? Probably. But take some of the RE boys coming home to a sleeping S/O.

if there's a guy you want not in here, it's likely because I know so little of him. I'm still getting into the series (I'm only up to RE5 as of now).

GN!Reader, Fluff, Not at all edited, Likely OOC portrayals

Characters: Albert Wesker, Chris Redfield, Leon S. Kennedy, Carlos Oliveira

ALBERT WESKER

It’s a common sight for Wesker to come home to you sleeping, considering he works late almost if not all nights. Hell, he’s surprised whenever you’re not sleeping by the time he returns home. 

If you’ve fallen asleep on the couch - either from watching TV or maybe even waiting for him to come home -, in the beginning of the relationship, he may just leave a blanket on you so you’re not cold, but further into the relationship, he’ll carry you back to the bedroom.

He’s not one for cuddling either, but he will occasionally spoon you. It won’t start out like that, however, it’s more of a subconscious thing he does while asleep next to you. He may fall asleep next to you, arms at his side (he goes to bed face up, the arms at the side makes him look like a robot), but you’ll wake up with one arm loosely hanging around your waist and his warmth comforting you from behind - if you wake up before him.

CHRIS REDFIELD

Another man who usually works late. Little too attached to his job, it may as well be his second partner - right after you, of course. 

He usually comes home to you getting ready for bed but sometimes, he’ll come home when you’re already in bed. Though he’d probably never admit it aloud, he does feel a little saddened he can’t chat with you when he comes home, but he’s also a patient and reasonable man, he knows it’d be ridiculous to request you stay up even later just so he can have a brief conversation with you.

He does his best in keeping quiet while getting ready for bed but by the time he adds his weight to the mattress, you’re already turning your head to greet him drowsily. He usually apologises with a quick peck on the lips. Immediately urges you to go back to bed as he shifts into his spot beside you.

He enjoys hugging you tightly more than spooning you, to be honest. He likes embracing you and keeping you close to his chest. But if you manage to sleep through the ruckus of him getting ready for bed, he’ll settle for spooning you.

LEON S. KENNEDY

Really only ever comes home late when out with friends or coming back from a mission. He has a small habit of uttering a tired, “I’m home” to a darkened house whenever you’ve already gone to bed. 

He’s usually exhausted by the time he comes home late and will immediately book it for the bedroom. He’ll crawl into bed and if you’re a light sleeper, you’ll wake up to Leon clinging to you from behind. He’ll apologise for waking you if you greet him. 

He’s got a deathgrip around your stomach as he nuzzles into your back. If he doesn’t, please spoon him. He adores it.

If he’s not tired, he still lays in bed with you, silently admiring you. Occasionally, he’ll brush a few strands of hair out of your face just to keep cherishing your features with a smile. After a few minutes, it gets him completely knocked out for the rest of the night.

CARLOS OLIVEIRA

(this mans last name is so impossible for me to type correctly half the time. curse you second "i")

The type to despise coming home late. He’s exhausted, with his work, his limbs are sore, and he doesn’t get to see you. So when he comes home to a dark house, he’s a little defeated. But hey, he gets to see you - you’d be sleeping, but it’s still you. 

He’s surprisingly stealthy in slipping into bed, so much so you get jumpscared awake by his touch. 

And he’s a cuddly bastard, immediately swinging his arms around you and pulling you back into him as he peppers the back of your ear and neck with soft kisses. He usually keeps you up with a small and whispered conversation, just to check in with you before letting you drift back off into a deep slumber. 

He’ll just nuzzle his face into the back of your neck and when his tight grip loosens just a smidge, you’ll know he’s passed out sleeping - if his snores didn’t alert you to that.

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